i stg i'm trying to stay positive

but the world around me is making it very fucking difficult

[homunculus-argument]

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

[sailor--spoon]

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

[microcroft]

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

[lemonsharks]

Please consider that first time a cat sat on a person’s lap

Ancient Sumerian proto-cat-lady: she’s on me she’s on me Sweet Lady Ishtar the baby cat is on me and she is ASLEEP and I shall die here and when I die I will be happy

[psychoetheric]

family gatherings are great because everyones like "why is your hair so short" and im like i literally dont respect any of you

[dietjuvederm-deactivated2018112]

hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

[murdershegoat]

guess what time of year it is!!

[thecryptkeeper]

trying to be a cringe lesbian with my fail internalized homophobia

[iian-gallaghers]

Visit Original Link

this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

[mcrwasdeadandgone]

Visit Original Link

whatever happens never forget that this cover exists

[wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat]

Um wtf???

[hullo-bugg-deactivated20220909]

im crying

[lemon-geesus]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?????

[leatherxmth]

Why…. what?

[let-it-be-revelry]

I’M SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE COVER I’VE EVER FOUND

[dailypattondoodles]

What… the fuck

[assassins-n-templars]

I’m a simple person, I see Barbie Girl or MCR and I’ll click on it. I regret nothing

[vintageemoart]

I’m never gonna not reblog this 😂👌

[sickchild]

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[cosed]

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

[cinthi-lante]

that 16th century peasant feeling

[sourviolets]

bitches will say they’re fine then stream be the cowboy it’s me i’m bitches

[strawberrybutch]

sometimes i see a woman and i’m like. oh i need to sit down

[capacity]

*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*

[walllflxwerr]

This gives me chills. The fact that something so simple can be such a poignant placemarker in life. The fact that this first listen will tuck itself away in your memory and that the 87th listen will draw memories out of that safe place your brain is keeping especially for that album. What a gorgeous little treasure to share only between you and your younger self.

[capacity]

…that was some real shit you just said

[kabaks]

really feeling this today

[kabaks]

[faggot-man]

inigo montoya’s “i want my father back you son of a bitch” in response to “i’ll give you anything you want” was the original “then perish” and i refuse to tolerate the erasure of that amazing scene

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Inigo’s version is infinitely better, it conveys more emotion than “then perish” could ever hope to achieve. “Then perish” was born of apathy and hubris, whereas “I want my father back, you son of a bitch” is fuled by the wrath of a thousand suns, born of grief and pain, and most importantly, love.

This was supposed to be a shitpost but now I’m actually about to fucking cry because this line is just so goddamn powerful.