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if nothing else at least ive made it to my big age of 31 without getting reflexively mad at people half my age coming up with new memes. getting genuinely mad about shit like "6 7" is one of the early warning signs of aging into a Republican

softwaring

adolorida

Me acosté en la cama y miré el techo. No sabía lo que sentía exactamente, pero no quería sentirlo

dankmemeuniversity

danceintheskies

wait, one more

animentality

three different chaotic energies

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one-thousand-push-ups

I know it’s been said before but this shot is truly a Renaissance painting come to life.

datassium

finally

unpretty

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.