fart + smunny

[arahir]

[thehillsarenothere-deactivated2]

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

[twitterlols]

[snlgifs]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gnumblr]

bootycheck

[ran-nee-chan]

That’s some fierce booty.

[yisusfishus]

booty game HELLA STRONG

[recommend]

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

[thelonnybreauxcollection]

:/

[pussylipgloss]

HELP

[syndonic-deactivated20160709]

*SCREAMS*

[trapcard]

[themself-deactivated20160923]

@endwhiteboys

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[twitterlols]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[mandalorianreynolds]

OP, I admire your commitment.

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[hatfullofsauce-deactivated20200]

I thought people might like to see this video of a duck trying to walk on a frozen lake that I found in my gallery.

[neoperks]

He’s doing an amazing job

[clickholeofficial]

Find Out Your Dragon Name As Long As It Isn’t Rugarth Because That One Is Mine

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

[yiffmaster]

[toastbutteregg]

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

[catchymemes]

“Thank you, I guess…”