No Seriously, Which One?

You can call me may but trash works as well. I hope the colleges don't see this. Main blog: breathingprada

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By @shiroganejpg​

[digitsofpie]

Don’t hide this in the tags

[funnytwittertweets]

[bakwaaas]

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This thread is gold

[lesbianshepard]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This thread is gold

[lesbianshepard]

[joematar]

[applefroyo]

Warm and neutral colors 

instagram: applefroyo

[saflinstudies]

[teathattast]

Ant-eaters are so cool

[theplantqueer]

[ID: a borzoi getting tickles on either side of its face. whichever side it gets tickled on, the end of its nose scrunches goofily in that direction /end ID]

[yourfonts]

Vintage fonts

Please, like or reblog if you download it

Controwell - Casino - Carrington

Breamcatcher - Excalibur - Freudian one

Retroholic - Hazel deco - Volan

Hermione - Instan zen - Made cannes

Metric - Passion - Rhumba

Dymaxion - Sunset boulevard - Tostada

Verve - Vintage warehouse - Vintages

Showtime - Maddison - Hamburger heaven 

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[ewanmgregor-deactivated20191020]

fleabag:

the priest: 

the fleabag orchestra getting ready to absolutely send it for the 8th time in the same episode:

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[catchymemes]

[itistimetodisappear]

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

[nymph1e]

You didn’t have to say it with words

[piss-pirate]

Climate change is like someone comes up to you and tells you your super strict aunt is visiting, but your house has seen 3 parties over the weekend and is a mess. You’re not quite sure if the person is serious or not, some people say ‘QUICK! We need to tidy the house NOW! She’ll be here in an HOUR!’ and other people say ‘Your aunt isn’t visiting, it’s all a huge lie, and besides, the house is still habitable!’

Sure, you can work around the pizza trodden into the carpet, maybe lay a rug over the teenager vomit, wear shoes so the spilled beer doesn’t soak into your socks.

But if you spend a little time and effort cleaning the house, even if your aunt isn’t coming, you still have a lovely clean house! If you keep measures in place to keep it clean, no more wild parties, a few storage baskets, invest in a roomba, it’ll stay clean for when your children live there too.

And if your aunt is actually coming, and you DON’T clean the house, you’re totally and utterly and without question, fucked.

[wizardshark]

By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming