Whimsy Hell

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me: whatcha doin, bug?

My Son, applying approximately 2 dozen self-adhesive goggly eyes to himself: playing Santa

Me: Santa has lots of eyes?

My Son, very serious: he’s watching everyone

Me: biblically accurate Santa

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[nayuunii]

Hello everyone !! Sorry for the @ AGAIN. 😭 But finally some good news!

GoFundMe has finally released my campaigns from hell! You all can now donate again to crowdfund these commissions! :DD

LINKS TO THE CAMPAIGNS:

Princess Zelda:

Donate to Group Commission: Painting Princess Zelda, organized by enn Nayuunii

This post exists for my followers to crowdfund and bring this art piece of Prin… enn Nayuunii needs your support for Group Commission: Paint

Felix/Annette Dancers:

Donate to Group Commission - Felix Annette Dancers - Full Illustration, organized by enn Nayuunii

Hello, this campaign exists for my followers to crowdfund the… enn Nayuunii needs your support for Group Commission - Felix Annette Dancers

Please share these campaigns to anyone who may be interested, and if you have already donated, please give me your email so I can send you the high resolution and .psd files upon completion! All WIP updates for these commissions will be posted for free in my Discord server if the campaigns are successfully funded!

Server dedicated to the artist Enn / IUBWORKS! Feel free to come in and hang out! Make sure to read the rules and treat each other respectfu

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[the-skysurge]

Drew a headcanon by a friend in the lore server about phantom stealing kinesis’s skill then accidentally trashing the lumiere

[tastycitrus]

the black mage regrets his decision to create darknell and the elite bosses

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[cute-catts]

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[official-linguistics-post]

official translation post

[juyeongnam]

20260426 Maplestory - Arch Mage(Ice, Lightning)🩵

[inthefallofasparrow]

Love the fact that in any other time period or country, a presidential assassination attempt is constant headline news worldwide, but at this point it's like, "oh, someone took another shot at trump? ... he dead?... no, then why are you bothering me?... Let me know when he's dead."

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[must-be-mythtaken]

listen I love Pokemon but this person is SO right