Mothman Ate My Ass

Indie Robert Small from DDADDS || Selective Ship || NSFW Themes including smut, blood, violence || 18+ Friendly

[imagine-the-ddadds]

Robert Small | Bad Dad Aesthetic

[accurately-mislabelled-a]

💞 - @whiskey-therapy

I mean, Robert and Damien are already neighbors, that’s technically a relationship, right?. I feel like it would be hard for them to get out of the status quo; they are both reserved in their own ways. Robert would probably joke about him being a Vampire, expecting Damien to roll his eyes and give him sass about it; but he’d probably follow on his jokes.

It’d become a game, and the game would become flirting. Smitten Damien can be quite teatrical, and it’s not hard for him to assume a role and stick with it. And then, they’d probably hit another roadblock, one that Robert would have to break to engage Damien in a relationship and go into a more private and romantic one.

But honestly, if Robert wants to skip all that he should just… bring Betsy and let her do her thing.

@whiskey-therapy

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Write my character a letter!

A short note, a love letter, an angry missive, a letter of hire/fire/dismissal, a friendly catch-up, anything! 

[whiskey-therapy]

Anyone lose basically all of their notifications from before November 1st?

[goldngxn]

“ℓιғε ιs яεαℓℓү sιмρℓε, вυт ωε ιηsιsт ση мαкιηg ιт cσмρℓιcαтε∂…”

[whiskey-therapy]

He sighed, pouting. “Babe, c’mon. I cut back. It was one today and two yesterday.” he sighed, thumbs rubbing gentle circles on her hips. “And I smoked outside.”

[scientistwithablackbelt]

She kissed his forehead. “Still. It’s not healthy for you. Lungs aren’t meant for chemicals.” She could never stay upset with him however. He was just too cute. She rested her forehead against his.

[whiskey-therapy]

He smiled and tilted her chin up, gently kissing her lips. “Alright, alright. I’ll find another use for my mouth then.” he chuckled. “Finish cooking though so you don’t burn it.” 

[whiskey-therapy]

He sighed, pouting. “Babe, c’mon. I cut back. It was one today and two yesterday.” he sighed, thumbs rubbing gentle circles on her hips. “And I smoked outside.”

[whiskey-therapy]

Robert licked his lips, eyeing Elise and smirking. “Well, maybe I just needed a pretty lady to keep me company today.” he shoved his hands in his pockets. “Of course, if you’re busy, I can take a rain check.”

[scientistwithablackbelt]

She giggled, “c’mon in. Betsy can come in too.” She waved, heading back inside. Her dogs followed their owner in and jumped onto the couch. “You hungry? I was making lunch.”

[whiskey-therapy]

Betsy padded in after the other dogs and Robert followed, closing the door behind himself and taking off his jacket to hang up before he followed her to the kitchen, hugging her from behind. “Lunch sounds good right about now. I think I had some soup last night but that’s all I remember.” he shrugged, kissing her cheek. 

[whiskey-therapy]

Robert licked his lips, eyeing Elise and smirking. “Well, maybe I just needed a pretty lady to keep me company today.” he shoved his hands in his pockets. “Of course, if you’re busy, I can take a rain check.”

[scientistwithablackbelt]

@whiskey-therapy

The girl was home alone since Kaido was on a trip for an anthropology conference. This meant the house was hers for the next month. She wore a pair of exercise shorts and a sports bra as she sang and danced along to the radio.

She was making a quick lunch for herself. Her dogs circled her for any scraps she might drop.

[whiskey-therapy]

Robert finished his cigarette on his front step before going inside the house with a sigh, grabbing Betsy’s collar and putting it on her.

“Alright, Betsy. Let’s go see Elise. Hopefully she doesn’t kill me for smoking.” he chuckled, grabbing his leather jacket and pulling it on. His keys and phone were in his pocket already, so he left out and went to Kaido’s house, knocking on the door, Betsy trotting up beside him and sitting while they waited for the door to open.

[theprofessionalrpmememaker]

Occult Memes

[sexlessrpmemes]

theprofessionalrpmememaker:

“You interrupted my seance and the spirit said some very rude things about you that I will not repeat.”

“My demon doesn’t like anyone, don’t worry.”

“The little ghost is probably a demon, I mean it has no face and always appears wet.”

“The ouija board is my favorite telephone.”

“I’m throwing a party with spirits, don’t disturb me.”

“Well they’ve never hurt me. They just attack everyone around me.”

“I have a habit of having bad energy attach itself to me and protect me.”

“Demons are very possessive, so on the bright side, this means the two currently bugging me won’t let anyone else near me.”

“I like my ouija board.”

“So this demon is a very slow writer. Give them time to get their message out, don’t interrupt them. They’ll get mad.”

“Trust me, you don’t want that to happen to you.”

“Apparently Grandmother made a deal with the Devil, so I can see demons and ghosts and shit. Very helpful - sometimes.”

“Don’t trust them. They lie constantly.”

“Ugh, you’re just making her paranoia worse by letting her play with that old thing!”

“Until I wake up dead in my bed, I won’t believe in your spirit shit.”

“I’ll be careful not to release any of them. I can control them fine - they obey me, you see. No one knows why.”

[d-damien]

pizza date nap after work

[eleonoragiacoppo]

Routine

[creemsicaal]

I posted this a while ago but I deleted it ;;  Robert small from Dream Daddy

[whiskey-therapy]

papcr-airplanc:

    Tres straightened up a bit, turning just a bit towards Robert to shake his head, smiling just a bit. The blush was still apparent on his face, darkening his cheeks, his smile small and perhaps a little nervous. He gave a small laugh, “No, I ah, I wasn’t uncomfortable.” He let out a breath as if trying to calm himself.

    He reached up to gently rub the back of his neck as he gave another short laugh, “Just, well, no one’s ever…really…you know, admired my back…” He shook his head again, “Well I mean, yeah someone has it’s just…” he grew quiet, eyes looking down at the sand now, “Been a while…” he muttered in a whisper.

Robert hummed in thought, not really sure what to say. He was amused, seeing the blush on Tres’ cheeks, but his own expression remained the same. He liked seeing the other man blush. 

He moved his hands to his lap after shifting to sit cross-legged, gazing out in the distance as he listened to Tres. “Well, if you’d like me to, I don’t mind.” He gave a little smirk, curious as to what the other man would say. 

[dajo42]

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

[damien-orion-bloodmarch-blog]

@whiskey-therapy Sorry Mr. Small, it was mere accident, my hand slipped!

[whiskey-therapy]

[cabernet-martyr]

It's impossible to even find a Robert for my Mary.

Honestly it’s hardly worth the effort to even be on here anymore, everyone’s so super selective and I feel like that doesn’t give anyone a chance.

[whiskey-therapy]

//hey