in the silver light, i just made out

- your silhouette, through the quickening haze - 27 | they/them

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[targetedknowledge]

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[cherivinca]

lost time

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[pjackk]

Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge

[oswalds-purple-hair]

are you okay

did you have a stroke or something???

[pjackk]

The apple and crossbow challenge

[kushblazer666]

[ammnontet]

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

[fortooate]

bathe in hot dragon’s blood, and the birds will speak to thee

carry a soft dragon’s eye, and treasure will steal upon thee

drink up a dead dragon’s milk, and thy nights shall haunt thee

but slice apart a dragon’s chest? part apart its ribs like supple branches, and then slip, and go inside?

who knows what then thou shalt become

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

wh

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

what happens if

[nugulover69]

Marinating hatefully in the slop