A plague on both gods and men

I'm Whisper. I'm finally putting on like... any trappings of being a real blog. Nice to meet you. :)

[curiouslyhigh]

[feinseld]

i missed this post

[8syntheticanimal8]

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[dogpuppy]

[svantetic]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[bedupolker]

More comics. Cant think of a caption 🐀

[bedupolker]

Bagged lunch

[bedupolker]

incredibly minor detail but I wanted to see how big quail eggs are compared to rats and found a really great stock photo shoot of a bunch of young fancy rats just really getting into them. The best day of their young lives.

[bedupolker]

The kids learn a new word

[bedupolker]

She should be at the club

Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there

Meanwhile not at the club:

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[cerisinceri]

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

[kyraneko]

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends