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@whitedickonblackbody
this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]
not risking it
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
Just one.
NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
I solemnly swear I am up to good.
*reblogs so fast my finger creates a sonic boom*
I’m reblogging this for two reasons.
One: I would be horrified if one of you lovelies did such a thing, all I’m getting in my head is a cute little duckling that needs to be kept safe.
Two: this is the first and only post I’ve seen with an MLP reaction gif and that in itself, even if this wasn’t a serious issue (which it is) is worthy of a reblog.
I love you all
to all my followers, i’ve got your back if you ever need to talk
I love you guys! Come and talk to me If you feel sad or hopeless, please.
Absofuckinglutely
Love you guys <3
I might not have a lot of followers but I love every single one
I’d actually feel like I lost a friend
Don’t any of you fucking dare! >:C
I’m always here if anone needs to vent or talk about stuff or just brighten up their day a little. I’m always here to support you :)
Always remember that I’m here for you and so is everyone else. We support you and we love you. Please never forget that ❤️
DON’T.FUCKING.DARE.!.
If you don’t reblog you’re dead to me
reblog forever.
reblog + forever = reblorever.
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i woulsdbe sad T.T
1 like = 1 monster date
1 reblog = 1 night w monster
Scroll down = No monster fucking for you
Cant risk it
@corbitgun
Listen. I’ve been on this site for a long time. I was around back when the LGBT community majority here was was a complete shit show of basically ace and pan are the only valid orientations, otherwise you’re a regressive bigot.
Do you have any fucking idea how harmful it is to be a young teenager and see things like “hearts not parts”, “pan people see past gender!” and “pan people love people for their heart!”? Do you know how hurtful it is to be struggling with whether or not you like men and see plastered everywhere that only pan people love people for who they are? That lesbians and gay men are only interested in people for their genitals? And to see this paraded around as progressive and right?
It’s incredibly fucked up. It fucked me up so much. To think that if I didn’t allow men to be a part of my life I was an awful person. To think that it was transphobic to be a lesbian or a gay man, because those identities were only interested in gender.
You can’t just excuse people saying these things with “oh they didn’t mean to be ____phobic” because it doesn’t matter. They did something offensive and they need to own up to it and change their wording and think hard about how they view gay people to have even thought these things in the first place.
And I know what spurred this doesn’t seem like a big deal, but this issue is and this wording and phrasing needs to stop. I thankfully don’t see it around as much, but it still goes on, obviously. When I google pansexual some of the first results are “hearts not parts” graphics. And look, there’s some more biphobia and transphobia right next to it!
Every time you imply pan is the only orientation capable of truly loving their partner and see past their gender you’re hurting young questioning gay kids.
Please, I’m begging you all, especially my followers who are pan, do not let these phrases continue. Do not them continue to be the norm to describe pansexuality. Please stop it wherever you see it.
What is gay privilege?
better sex
No accidental kids.
Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.
Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.
Not being straight.
Fax
What are you faxing?
when you a words writing and meaning sense make words to
If you hard. Then you hard.
This literally made my head hurt
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
:’(
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Distegard the name made it when I was younger bit I see people saying they are tall and wot not I'm 6'1" AND I WANNA PUT YOU ON MY SHOULDERS mainly so you can grab stuff off fridges and high shelves and what not
The thought of being able to reach things is almost like a fantasy (⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ⌑ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝)
Legit went through like your entire blog to find this lol because I wanted to say that it'd be an honour to fufill your fantasy
Supportive
this is cropped porn isn’t it
it’s a supportive woman urging you to do your best today
Social justice thieves are the shoplifting community
Reblog at your own risk..