WhiteTiger94things

[world-of-cats]

[unholyblissafterdark]

[fidelcostco]

getting into some couple's one-off unicorn hunting situation and ruining their lives by making them fall in love with me and out of love with each other and destroying their relationship so I ultimately get custody of their children so I can raise them to be eco-terrorists

[knithacker]

Splendiferous Soft Sculpture Wall Hanging Inspired By A Pink Peony Bush - Get The Pattern Or Have One Custom Made! 👉 https://buff.ly/Pd5aMFl

[netherworldpost]

Form: (occupation)

“Internet comedian”

“Is that a real job?”

“You’d be surprised.”

[nudityandnerdery]

"Does it pay well?"

"You would not be surprised."

[netherworldpost]

I have been wealthier

But never richer

Turning my hand and heart and the moon’s gifts to this mischief

[russsiawave]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[knithacker]

Knit a Little Pocket Llama ... It's A No Drama Gift Idea! 👉 https://buff.ly/QXUrrtb 🦙

[byjove]

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

[a-daks]

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

[byjove]

oh….yeah…maybe

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[kahavave]

For anyone who still hasn’t seen the details on this; zoo break out.  Those are zoo animals.  Which is why they’re so comfortable around humans and the goat came looking for food.

[algrenion]

the way it cuts at the end with that grunt of confusion

[ashortstoryaboutlove]

And the best reply:

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Do you think the Yeerk Emperor is real or a myth?

Interesting question. I feel like we'd need to know more about the Council of Thirteen to know for sure. Obviously the prime number prevents there ever being an even split on votes, but we don't know that it's majority (or quorum, or super-majority) rule. We only know that they present decisions unilaterally.

That said, as someone who has been on committees of that size, it seems to me like there has to be at minimum some kind of chairperson. Otherwise meetings spiral completely off track, and spats between individual members can tear the whole group apart. So I'd say there's definitely a moderator of sorts among the Council. Whether that role is closer to being a Parliamentarian (keeps meetings on track only, no extra powers) or being a true Emperor (the final say in all decisions) depends on the yeerks. But from what we see of the Yeerk Empire, I think it's probably the latter.

[edorielle]

Something that’s always bugged me: Why hide the Emperor’s identity? It obviously weakens his power—and we know the Yeerks LOVE power.

Officially, it’s to “protect him from assassination attempts.” Attempts that could come either from the Andalites (clearly the main threat, I’d assume) or from other Yeerks. But to me, if we’re talking about internal Yeerk threats, the number one suspects would definitely be… the other Council members.

Okay, so maybe hiding the Emperor’s identity has its advantages. It makes it harder for outsiders to figure out who to target. And within the Council itself, it sort of puts the Emperor on equal footing with the other Councilors, which might make them less envious—and therefore less likely to want him gone.

But yeah… that all feels like a bit of a stretch, honestly.

So here’s my personal headcanon:

There was an Emperor once—Akdor. But after his death, no one took his place. And for political reasons, to preserve unity, the Council of Thirteen decided to declare that the Emperor still sits among them, without ever revealing who it is.

I’m too lazy to go deeper right now—hope you don’t mind too much. Back to translating my next chapter. :)

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

My theory about why it'd make sense to hide the emperor's identity: that way every single member of the council has the same amount of soft power or social capital. If any one of the thirteen rolls up to an invasion front or an outpost, that one person is the most powerful person in the Empire. There's no "can you mention this to the emperor, Irma 123?" or "I hear Irma 123 is in/out of favor with the emperor." For all intents and purposes, Irma 123 is the emperor, because Irma 123 could be.

[gotta-get-that-pma]

Asexuality win! Person who repeatedly pressured their ace partner to "compromise" on sex because it was "a necessary part of a healthy relationship" fucking dies. <3

[greypentachoron]

I gotta be one of those disgustingly love dove people online to tell you all a story

My whole entire life I tried to find why I didn't care for sex. Went to a psychiatrist, did bloodwork to see if my hormones were okay, and even though nothing seems wrong physically a doctor even offered me testosterone in gel to try and increase my libido, even though I did not have a hormone imbalance.

I always thought sex when dating an Allo person should be a compromise. Yeah, once a week or every two weeks idk. It's like going to the movies to watch something you don't really want to, but you go because your partner wants your company, you know?

I'm going out with this precious person. Fucking amazing. He was horrified I even tried to take hormones for something I don't even want to feel. I told him my idea of "it's not THAT bad, I can handle sex once or twice a month"

and he's all like "what the fuck, no? I've got hands? And I can watch something and get off myself? You don't owe sex anytime ever, if you never want it that's so fucking okay."

So, for all you asexual people who think the only way you may be able to find love is with another asexual person, sure that's an option, but it's not required. You just gotta find someone who's not shitty.

"Oh but my partner is amazing I just have to deal with sex once in a while when they need" NO. That's not amazing. If they ARE amazing they will not try to push sex on you.

[queer-as-city-folk]

do rails to trails projects make you as irrationally angry as me?

I want my infrastructure back

Oh yes, we could have built a tram with those tracks

[overthinkingmoth]

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

[zvaigzdelasas]

10D Chess

[elbiotipo]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Shou Xin aka 手訫 aka Xin Shou (Chinese, based Henan, China) - A group of mischievous little line-drawn cats is pouncing your way!, Drawings: Pencil, Eraser, and small Knives for added texture

[weaponwifer]

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

[sufficientlylargen]

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