terminally chill

My name is Dale and I am 18. I'm a girl and I live in Germany. I saved latin. What did you ever do?

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[highvolumetal]

[antigona-under]

The Face of Another , Hiroshi Teshigahara , 1966

[fasterfood]

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

[coltre]

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

[hardlyfatal]

[make--it--gayer]

[bob-belcher]

[dateacutiesuggestion]

Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

80% tired 20% also tired

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

the smell of sleeping with the window open

[femcassidy]

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

[femcassidy]

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

[suckindeathsdick-deactivated201]

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

[poorlydrawnpeople]

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

[clocksandpoles-deactivated20230]

The best way to protect yourself is to be as fluid and formless as water; never bet on stability or lasting order. Everything changes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[just-shower-thoughts]

If millenials aren’t getting married, eventually they will be blamed for destroying the divorce lawyer market

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[thetrippytrip]

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

[canecadet]

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[amorphousrex]

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[ephitania]

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.