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favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth

podplease

Funnily enough

ectoimp

gablehood

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

gablehood

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.

redstonedust

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

unapologetic-autie

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

domombie

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world

shubbabang

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

mamoru

if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me

mamoru

or goodbye. your choice

niuniente

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

chalksoul

I don't think people realize just exactly how much security Gävle put on this goat. It is a real feat to accomplish it! The lists of added security each year in itself is worth a read.

But the different ways of destruction is where the real gems are

THE GOAT COMMITEE!!

Observe that they managed to get away with this one!

First use of hackers to disable the cameras

sadly, this plan didn't work, but A for effort! Also, you very much go to prison if you get caught. This is a very very unhinged game

beaft

so bitter that whenever anyone says "wizard" these days most people jump straight to thinking of harry potter. when i say "wizard" this is what i am talking about

lookout-wizard

^^^ this is me

thyrell

a sitting senator who is on basically every committee in charge of regulating the industries elon musks companies work in put out a statement on the checkmark impersonation issue and elon responded by Epic Ratioeing him online. this will surely have positive repercussions in his future

boeing-787

agnesmontague

it's real, from the real elon musk, not another parody acc. holy fuck lmao

violentdevotion

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

localwarlockunion

"I did what I did because I don't believe in kings. I believe in the equality of all people. It's a protest against the state of this country and the descent into fascism," Thelwell told the Mirror. "I believe in democracy and solidarity with all the world's people who are suffering right now in large part because of conditions created by the British state. The United Kingdom as a whole needs to be abolished, dissolved, and its assets given as reparations to help the world and build resilience to the climate breakout that we have caused."

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naamahdarling

I love this dude and believe he should have a lifetime supply of eggs as well as be put on a stamp and possibly have a statue and a national holiday where eggs are flung at effigies of nobles.

natefredette

illustration i did that is always relevant

this year - the mountain goats

your-angle-of-music

[ID: Artwork of a gold-hilted sword surrounded by blue, red, pink, and white flowers. A pale pink banner bearing the words “I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME” in dark brown capital letters wraps around the sword. End ID.]

nerteragranadensis

[text in caps: I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me. End text.]

retrogamingblog2

Animal Crossing Postcards made by Stephology

yesterdaysprint

The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

flaneuriste

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all.

drcrowdpleaser

WHAT IS “DOES”?

sadillite

Exciting news.

y’all better hype this up because this is BIG and is evidence that the berlin patient wasn’t a fluke, and this could revolutionize medicine (there’s already cases of cancers where methods similar to these have worked), and while you’re at it, please join a bone marrow registry!! (especially poc bc these therapies usually only have been done on white patients due to genetic similarities, and the more poc we get in registries the more access poc patients can have to this for cancers, SSS, etc)