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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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I found my senior quote.

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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

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“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

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My heart wtf

aenramsden

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

kaijufluffs

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

katzedecimal

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

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“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

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SHOOK

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eliminated

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sinnlosekunst

once i’m mentally stable and fully covered in tattoos it’s over for you

SLUR?????

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

deathlessmax

Sup, my Booma

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geekandmisandry

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

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S L U R?????

zodiacgem

Where can i find these shirts??

saturdaynight-live

I found some here!

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For whatever you’ve done or whoever you’ve been in your past, you are here now. Forgive yourself for anything and everything. It’s the first step in healing. If you forgive yourself, you will be okay.