Somewhere In neverland

Soukayna on ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/soukayna/pseuds/soukayna

[visenyaism]

This is the RIVERLANDS we BETRAY OURSELVES FOR NOTHING and DIE in our THOUSANDS NAMELESS and PURPOSELESS and FORGOTTEN BY THE NARRATIVE in the MUD and they will SING NO SONGS OF IT take your sensitive ass back to the reach!!!!!!!

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[mifinar]

Errol Le Cain

[modernmusess]

“the sharks run on the power of friendship and whimsy” “the sharks run on the power of homoerotic team spirit”

the san jose sharks run on child labor. those are toddlers out there on the front lines.

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[keelpay]

This was on someone else’s blog but now I’m curious. Do you have this?

DID ANYONE CATCH WHEN MACKINNON KNOCKED DOWN MACK AND WILL WENT BACK AT HIM AND LIKE JUMPED ON HIS BACK KINDA LIKR AN ATTEMPTED HIT. about 10 mins into the third

(original post)

[lochnessmorgan]

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

[taco-bellamy]

Here’s some more bc why not:

[rainboflg]

OMG

[daughterofscotland]

I love this every time I see it

[the-gay-hambino]

Every single aspect of this show was truly brilliant!

[msilr]

The ultimate in practical effects!

[willglazing]

the only person happier about the wm reunion than wm themselves is rick celebrini

[mints-tea93]

is connor bedard an ao3 author or smthing genuinely how does this keep happening to him

[etheltempest]

bedsy as onion headlines

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

[depsidase]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[reducedhorizon]

if there was an award for dry humor and wit, my vote would go to you

[goldcrescent]

First day on the job and I’m getting my long awaited vengeance against my father’s evil vizier but it turns out no one else knows how to do his job so I need to at least hire an accountant because I’m too rich to understand the concept of a budget, but we scared off the city’s comptroller who hid all our liquid assets and told only the master of laws, who we beheaded without checking on that and a rat crawls up my pant leg. So I try to at least call over some pest control but my stupid chud brother already killed all of them because they killed his son because our other brother killed MY son. So now we’re overrun by rats and I pivot to taking some petitions and this lady that looks strangely like my siblings’ mom (why?) tells me we’re out of food because of the blockade I put in place. So I ask my husband’s ex, who is on my cabinet because I’m kind of fucking her because of my complex about not being my father’s son, and she asks what my dad would do. So I do what my dad would do and ask a sad woman I’ve locked in my house, but she’s mad at me because I killed her dad. So I try to handle both the rat and the budget problem by making my entire merchant class eat the rats and sending my corrupt police force to rob their houses and now all my merchants are both pissed off and absolutely going to tell everyone the blockade was my fault. So I ask MY evil vizier what I should do but he’s mad at me because I won’t legitimize his peasant sons, one of which has one of my nukes and I just publicly humiliated twice. So I leave to consider if I should kill my littlest brother to relieve some stress, except another one of my fathers’ evil viziers’ evil fruit relatives tricked me and this isn’t any of my brothers. So I walk away with no one for protection except the chief of the aforementioned police force who I just encouraged to seize the property of nobles and we get stopped by one of my other nuke holding peasants who asks why he hasn’t gotten a paycheck in 4 months, and I tell him I’m broke as shit in front of the aforementioned corrupt police chief, who is also on the payroll that I don’t have. So I give up and circle back to my vice president and he thinks for a few minutes and then asks if I’ve tried bombing Iran