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@whoatarattack
some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag
You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post
I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”
Your comment just made me cry laughing
Have I ever done anything, you know, memorably bad to either of you?
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick
It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.
Let’s see, things ross has done:
Calls his bride the wrong name at the altar.
Tells Rachel he got the divorce even though he did not
can’t handle Rachel having a working relationship with a Good Looking Man that he literally sends a miriachi band to her work to let everyone know she is Taken.
sleeps with a woman only several hours after going on a break he didn’t want from Rachel and can’t own up to the hypocrisy or that what he did (if maybe not technically cheating) is Gross
When he has a chance to get back with Rachel he immediately breaks up with his girlfriend while they are on vacation at a beach house
lies to Rachel who has poured her soul out into a letter in order to make sure they start their relationship correctly.
Is STILL jealous over the same guy YEARS later in the same way
Fires his Nanny because he can’t handle that it’s a man (masculinity so fragile)
There are obviously Way More
Things Joey has done:
Gets a friendship bracelet for Chandler
when Phoebe breaks up with him as Ursula and they kiss he immediately knows it’s her and it’s clearly an amazing experience but it doesn’t lead to anything because they just love each other
Goes on a date with his pregnant roommate because she’s feeling bad about missing being taken out.
Loves having Rachel and Emma living with him even though having a screaming child would inhibit a lifestyle he grew out of
Marries two of his friends
Actually develops as a character
That one he eats his date’s dessert and says ‘i’m not even sorry
The time he can’t give up a stuffed animal to a baby
He keeps a fork on him at all times in case of Emergencies
Phoebe tells him he can’t remember his past lives because ‘he’s brand new’
Joey is a wonderful and pure treasure
Sebastian Stan was a child in Romania under Ceaușescu’s regime. When you grow up like that, you’re always looking out for the next dictator.
His face in the last gif. It physically pains me, it’s like my feelings about this whole year summed up in one gif.
Shut the fuck up, publicist. Your client has an authentic moment based on his real life, and you want to stop him because it’s off the safe, polished, boring script.
Stop policing our masculinity
This quickly became a video I cannot scroll past. 💖
THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
ANGST
FLUFF
CRACK
AND… *AHEM*
That is the best use of the Butt Thing gif that I have ever seen.
The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller
this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET
November 1st
December 1st
when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought
They should work on developing those.
