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Don’t drag him like this…

#a little reminder to all of yall in 2017 that pokemon go was a thing #pokemon go #it is august 2016

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

charlesoberonn

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

#lmao

queerteddylupin-deactivated2018

In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month.

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice.

passific-rim-job

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

thesixthstar

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up. Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

irrepressiblenaiad

“So Remus, why aren’t you doing it?” (gives very fond look to the boys) “I’m not a moron.” “(deathglares)”

archanonhiru

Okay but

What about when McGonagall did it.

justlookatthosesausages

YES CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THAT

sleepy-loopin

Other student: Minnie, why aren’t you talking? McGonagall: *scribbles on a piece of parchment* “someone bet me I couldn’t and mama ain’t raise no bitch”

deerwife

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

writing-prompt-s

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

charlesoberonn

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.