Daily Prophet: Gossip Column

This is the gossip blog for the Who Is Left roleplay. Please send all gossip tips here! Also remember that anons are not omnipresent, and that everything posted here is IN CHARACTER and all in good fun.

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Incorrect WIL Quotes

Emma: There is a word, a once-special word, that's been tragically co-opted by the romance industrial complex.

And I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any kind of romantic sentiment, let alone an invitation to scale bone Mountain. It's a word that comes to us by way of the old high German 'luba', from the Latin lubere, meaning 'to be pleasing'. So I am going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers would have used it in reference to, say, a hot bowl of bear meat or your enemy's skull, split.

Remus: I love you, too.

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Sirius: Are you blackmailing me? I don't have any money. I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.

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Order of the Phoenix Meeting

Sirius: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Sirius: Marlene, code name: Been There, Done That.

Sirius: Remus is: Currently Doing That.

Sirius: Daniyah is: It Happened Once in a Dream

Sirius: Frank, code name: If I Had To Pick Another Dude.

Sirius: James is: Eagle Two.

James: Oh, thank God.

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Emma: I came here to apologize. There, I did it, I apologized.

Benjy: No, you didn’t.

Emma: Yes I did, assface.

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Rabastan: why is Charity on the table?

Regulus: She likes to feel tall

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Ava: Man, repressing your feelings is great! I was feeling stressed all the time, and now it’s just so easy.

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Sirius: Can you just chill out? Is that possible, Bella? Can you just chill out a little?

Bellatrix: Nope! It’s gonna be the same every time.

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Bellatrix: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Daniyah: Yeah? So could another human being.

Bellatrix:

Daniyah: So could a dog.

Bellatrix:

Daniyah: So could a dedicated duck.

Bellatrix:

Daniyah: You aren't special, Bellatrix.

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Amos: Davey would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Dorcas: Davey would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Davey: It’s a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from last Halloween.

Galvin: I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.

Davey: There’s nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Emma: Okay, I’m going to need you to channel your inner serial killer...and protect me.

Evan: I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but serial killers aren’t really good at protecting.

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Antonin (to Sebastian, Evan, Rodolphus and Lucius): Hey, if we don’t make it through the night, I want you guys to know...and I really mean this...I wish I had branched out and made better friends in my 20's.

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Incorrect WIL Quotes

Narcissa: Do you really think it's a good idea to invite people to dinner, then tell them exactly what they're doing wrong with their lives?

Andromeda: Absolutely, otherwise it's just a waste of food.

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Incorrect WIL Quotes

Emma: Don't help me.

Remus: I'm going to help you. You know why?

Emma: Because you walk around with so much guilt about everybody you love dying that you're a compulsive fixer?

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James: This, right here? This is the reason why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.

Sirius: I've cultivated that reputation.

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Dorcas: I'd like to do well on this, my first assignment. Any advice you could give me that might point me the way of success would be, by me, appreciated.

Davey: Well, not speaking in iambic pentameter might be a step in the right direction.

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Is Lucy Karoonda the only hope this school has left of putting together a decent Quidditch team some day? All of the rest are falling apart, but then again, if she was really that good, she would probably already be in the prime spot

Two of Gryffindors best players are going back and forth between kissing and clobbering each other. The Slytherin team is...frankly, a gigantic mess. And Hufflepuff has been playing rather well. If only they could keep a captain for longer than a game. Ravenclaw needs a boost and the time is ripe for them to get one. With seeker Galvin Gudgeon graduating at the end of the year, nobody in blue is going to take it kindly if Little Lucy bungles their chances at a Cup next year when they finally have the shot at one this year. We have only one piece of advice for Miss Karoonda: practice, practice, practice. All eyes are on you.