Today's Document

Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

oozey mess
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
Misplaced Lens Cap
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Janaina Medeiros

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@wholestep
“Gender dysphoria is the only mental illness that is treated with bodily mutilation!”, yells the radfem who is covered in tattoos and piercings, has her head shaved and regulary plucks her eyebrows because it is her body and her choice what to do with it, even if it is a mutilation of the natural state of her body.
This cat kinda sounds like the guy in the video where he’s sinking in the canoe and he keeps says “Sarah help me”
holy shit
i’m fucking crying
So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.
EVERY TIME, KINGSLY
Blast from the past lmao wholestep
omg lil hornz this is still my LIFE
i want to die
whisper2urbutt
Our Solar System in the 1950s
custom bracelets for a customer all the way out in latvia! ♡
whisper2urbutt
Pointe
Tyler Shields
Today’s gender of the day is: A Neutral
[Image description: A screenshot from Facebook with the following text:
“I guess now it’s ‘wrong’ to be a boy or girl…you have to be a neutral. Never heard of a doctor saying 'Congratulations it’s a neutral’ You have always been my favorite store but no more. Your competitors will be getting all my money from now on. Way to go Target! Completely disappointed!”]
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i just love the sassy ones
‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’
‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’
These witty remarks are the best, they’re like a verbal equivalent of a bitch-slap and I will not get over that.
*basket of kittens happens* *dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens* *humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*