HazelGazes

26 year old disaster She/Her/Just some bitch

[spitblossoms]

[jetix]

Dandelion shoot, 2026-05-11

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[ceruleanheaven]

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[thesadboisguidetolife]

Hows this?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Perfect

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2017-2018 Subaru Forester

[camaraderierhinoceros]

I love it here.

[adhdxxsdiary]

[axolotlandalite]

[aetherograph]

And some of us CAN'T stop moving. Because that is also autism. To be unable to stop, unable to be small, unable to be quiet, unable to not talk to people, unable to stop socialising with other people, unable to LEARN, because it's a disability a large part of which centres on social function.

The autism in movies and shows is so often centered on how autism is ALLOWED to manifest in specifically white men who are of a certain culture and upbringing. And so is the autism depicted in the DSM.

But the autism in the tags above is also a privileged autism that is from a certain upbringing and demographic, and has a certain level of social function that not all autistic people have, and it's important to note that.

Autism has many different aspects. None of them are palatable by the allistic society of any culture. That's kind of the whole THING about autism. Even the mildest form of it you are still stuck in a minefield. Some people have the ability to learn enough to feel their way through it more or less without blowing up. Some people cannot stop running no matter how many mines they step on.

Some people aren't even aware it's a minefield at all, and always blame the other person. That's where that "unshakeable confidence" comes from. Those features mentioned in the screenshot outlined as the media depiction are not entirely wrong; I have met people like that! They were all white men. There's a reason for that. It's because society LETS white men break a LOT more social rules than anyone else is allowed to break. So they don't ever learn the mines are there, because whenever one blows up they think someone else stepped on it, and are never ever corrected.

But that shouldn't be the only kind of autistic person we see in stories. They are overrepresented just like white men are overrepresented in everything else.

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

I also feel like because of shows that portray autistic people as assholes, people seem to conflate autism with antisocial personality disorder. And these are quite different.

I remember when Eurus was introduced on Sherlock and people were complaining about how people saw her as evil when she was "clearly autistic." But like, no. She started murdering people as a kid.

Even more worrisome, I've noticed a trend where whenever a real-life murderer or serial killer does or says something that demonstrates callousness, people will say, "Are we sure they aren't just autistic?"

And I find it incredibly troubling people can't spot the difference between misreading social cues and literally not being capable of empathy.

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[tylostoma]

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

[slowspinningredemption]

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

[slowspinningredemption]

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

[slowspinningredemption]

[slowspinningredemption]

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

[slowspinningredemption]

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

[slowspinningredemption]

i declined.

[slowspinningredemption]

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

[dovewithscales]

This is a thing of beauty

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[sidneysheldon]

Sidney Sheldon, “The Stars Shine Down”