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to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this
She began to cry And a greater sense of pity, tenderness, and love overflowed Pierreâs heart He felt the tears begin to trickle underneath his spectacles And he hoped that no one would see
list of places that offer discounts + free stuff for college students
 AMost, if not all of these places require you to provide your school email. keep that in mind and want you to confirm via that email. Keep that in mind!
A lot of places go through UNiDAYS, which is a savings network that teams up with stores to provide students with discounts. Create an account to make getting access to discounts easier, but Iâm going to list individual stores anyway to give an idea of what is offered.
Amazon Prime Student- Get fast, FREE Shipping on over 50 million items, stream thousands of TV shows and movies, and get exclusive college deals. Free for the first 6 months and then after that, itâs 50% off.
Apple Music- Get Apple Music for $4.99 a month
Spotify Premium- $4.99 a month.
Make sure to check with your location when it comes to restaurants because some might not be participating. Ask if they offer a student discount and show your student ID.
Restaurants/Food:
Arbyâs, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Subway, Dunkin Donuts, Firehouse Subs, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Waffle House: 10% off.
Chick-fil-a: Show your ID to get a free drink.
*UNiDAYS offer
CLOTHING:
*ASOS- Get 10% off your purchase. Not sure if you can only use once or all the time. Also, they offer unlimited 2 day shipping for $19.
*Puma, Under Armour, Toms, : 10% off
*Modcloth, Leviâs, Express, Cole Haan: 15% off.
*Reebok, Dockers,: 20% off
eBags: 25% off.
*Missguided: 30% off.
Charlotte Russe, Goodwill, Steve Madden, Urban Outfitters (specific days) : 10% off with ID.
Anne Taylor, Banana Republic, H&M, Limited, Juicy Couture: 15% with ID.
BEAUTY:
*stockngo.com, The Art of Shaving, Sigma, bh cosmetics: 10% off
*ren clear skincare: 15% off.
Other:
*Rosetta Stone, Lyft, Straight Talk Wireless, Panasonic, hotels.com, Genius Pack, Microsoft store (select items): 10% off.
*Moleskine: 15% off.
*1-800-flowers.com, Lovehoney, Samsung: 20% off.
*GlassesUSA.com: 55% off.
*Apple: Up to $300 off. (!!)
Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons
You shameless good-for-nothing! In my house! In my house! A nice girl! Very nice! You dirty nasty wench of a thing Now donât you say one word In my house! In my house! Horrid girl, hussy!
can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much itâs not funny
Lupin gets back and he feels like crap and suddenly his best friendâs son is writing an essay about how to kill him like that is so fucked up
Bear in mind that an ex-Death Eater does this to someone who was in the Order, risked his life fighting against said Death Eaters and lost his best friends to the Death Eaterâs genocidal leader, for the sole purpose of screwing him over, and as far as we know he experiences no consequences whatsoever for doing so.
And if that wasnât enough, he made them write those essays hoping some of them would realize Lupinâs a werewolf. And one did, but Hermione is a fucking DECENT HUMAN BEING and said nothing. Apparently the âinsufferable know-it-all' can keep her mouth closed, when itâs for something important. Just like Snape didnât do at the end of the book.
Iâm getting mad, so hereâs something Iâve realized while reading The Order of the Phoenix again. (Please keep in mind that my books are in Italian and some concepts might be hard to explain, I apologize for my English mistakes)
In chapter 14, when The Trio talked with Sirius, he said that two years before Dolores Umbridge had written a law against werewolves that made it almost impossible for Lupin to find a job.
Now ask yourself this question. Why two years?
What had happened two years before? During Harryâs third year? Oh, right. The Magical World had discovered that one of Hogwartsâ teachers (someone who was in constant conctat with their children) was a werewolf. Does that ring any bell?
But thatâs not all! If we take a look at chapter 15, in the Daily Prophet article we can see a familiar name: Remus Lupin. In a newspaper. Where everyone can read it. âThe werewolf Remus Lupinâ. No wonder he couldnât find a job! And itâs not the first time the Daily Prophet has written about him, as itâs stated in the article itself. There must have been a huge scandal when it had all come out.
So basically, when Snape decided he couldnât bear not having what he wanted (for example, SIRIUS BLACK GETTING KISSED BY A DEMENTOR) and spilled the secret, he didnât only tell the whole school. He didnât only tell the kidsâ parents. The told the whole Magical World.
He told the whole Magical World that a man who had kept his condition secret all his life was a werewolf.
And the Magical World responded with a law against werewolves.
So, basically, Snape didnât only ruin Remus Lupinâs life. He ruined the life of every single werewolf in the UK.
But, you know. Bravest man I ever knew.
Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i wouldâve thought. the bottle is pretty nice itâs made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it itâs really nice
âDasani? Das-ani? Iâm probably pronouncing it wrong but yeahâ
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âGirls, I know this must feel very strange, but ordinary is just what youâre used to. This may not seem ordinary to you right now, but after a time, it will. This will become ordinary.â
(The Handmaidâs Tale)
British tv cooking competitions: held in a large tent in the middle of a field, the host is a lesbian comedian and the judge is an adorable 80 year old woman, everything is a terrible pun, all the contestants are friends and cry when someone is eliminated
US tv cooking competitions: the set is a barely-lit dungeon, no one smiles in the entire series, rock/screamo musical intro, every sentence is emphasised with a cymbal crash, everyone hates each other especially the judges, at least one contestant is introduced holding a gun
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growing up with three parents was really weird
what?? u had three parents??
yeah my momâs a gemini
Iâm erasing myself from the narrative Let future historians wonder how Eliza Reacted when you broke her heart You have torn it all apart I am watching it Burn