stark raving hazelnuts

“Ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?” “Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight… I’m following him.”

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Bucky : Let me see what you have there

Bob : A knife!

Bucky : Okay have fu-

Yelena : NO

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Bucky : No Nut November is a top tier bullshit.

Peggy : Looks like someone has failed.

Bucky : Well, Peggy, someone has to keep your man happy.

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when your gay cousin shows up at the family barbecue

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Sam : Walker hates us

Bucky : Maybe it’s because he is homophobic?

Sam : We are not gay, Bucky

Bucky :

Bucky : We are not???

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I cannot fucking believe those scenes are real. This is literally the gayest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

SAMBUCKY SUPERMACY PEOPLE

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Therapist : Are you still having nightmares?

Bucky :

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Bucky Barnes and his knife skills throughout the series

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THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS SIR PLEASE-

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Bucky and Sam standing over dying Steve in fatws

Steve : Buck, I want you to know something. I love you. I’ve made a mistake by going back in time and I regret it so much.

Bucky, tearing up : I love you too, Steve.

Sam : Hold on let me tell the group chat Steve is outta closet.

Sam, typing while he watches Steve dying : Out of the closet, into the coffin ⚰️ haha

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Bucky, holding two ice cones: hey Steve because everyone is back from the snap I thought we could spend some time together, you know catch up and stuff. Here I bought you an ice-

Bucky:

Bucky: what are you doing?

Steve, preparing to go back to Peggy: sorry I’m busy

Bucky: but I thought-

Steve: Yeah listen it was nice and all but I have to go. Have a nice life, Bucket.

Bucky:

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Bucky : wow this parking job is about as straight as I am

Sam : I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking

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Sam : What’s it like being married to Bucky?

Steve : We both said “I do” and haven’t agreed on anything since.

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Russos making Steve straight but also giving him a boyfriend over the years

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Bucky : wow I feel so happy right now

Bucky :

Bucky, narrowing his eyes : something’s wrong

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Stranger : Hey, is this guy bothering you?

Steve, sighing, looking at Bucky : Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this

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Steve and Bucky : sacrifice themselves for each other, care for each other, willing to die for each other, eyefuck, oppose the fucking government for each other and basically being a 9 year slow burn fanfic

Russo brothers :

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I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AT FUCKING 2AM