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if i look back, i am lost
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@whotookmyeffingcookie
They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory
Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea
throw Gwyneth Paltrow in and tell her she was in Twilight.. just to see what she comes up with
Go on Bake off. Make sure everything I make is flavours Paul hates. Smash the actual bake though.
When he says I don’t like those flavours, stare him in those souless eyes and say “I know.”
This reads as a to do list and I feel compelled to follow now
New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916
Bitch that is a LOOK
Show some respect, people.
THANK YOU
The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.
He’s a big hero of mine!
Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch.
Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids
You know how there’s the occasional discussion about the children in the Harry Potter universe or what have you, wondering how they’d keep the magic stuff secret at an age when they have, y’know, zero filter?
this one time I was at the zoo, outside the coyote habitat, and this was the kind of zoo that gives the animals a ton of room so they were pretty hard to spot in the dense trees. A couple kids were there, also looking, and the little girl spots them first. I compliment her excellent eyesight. And then her brother speaks up: “My sister turns into a wolf at night.”
She turns, tiny and indignant, and responds without hesitation, “No I don’t, I turn into a fox.”
it has stuck with me for YEARS how offended she was about her brother misidentifying her species and I consider this evidence that secrecy is a nonissue with younger kids because it’s not that I don’t believe her, it’s that I have no idea what to do with that information if true.
It really says something about how society treats children that today I told a 13 year old I was proud of her hard work and she nearly cried into my shoulder.
This was followed by me telling her and her sister that I thought their stories about D&D were really fun and creative, and them both being flat-out shocked that “anyone actually likes listening to us ramble.”
Like. Y’all. These kids should not be surprised that adults will actually listen to them and engage with them. This should not be a weird outlier.
Please be nice to children and treat them like people????
i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys
mother Fucker unlimited
who is she?
Marie Kondo
This shipping container does NOT spark joy
i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
yes
however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic
and her own fainting couch
but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible
@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?
Tubbitha
Escape velocities for every planet in the solar system
Jupiter: YEET
Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?
The book solves half of your problems, not all of them
Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.
Finally Tumblr can do math
So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.
No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:
Please stop explaining math to me im gay
that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish
This post is pushing me to the limit
Me, working in retail: Alright! Just these three?
Customer: I was in jail last week.
Me:
Me: Okay.
Me, working at the library:Ooh, with all these audiobooks, you’ll be set if there’s another blizzard.
Old woman: They’re for my husband.
Me: Ah, I–
Old woman, grimly serious: He never moves from the couch. For all I know he might be dead.
Me:
Me:
Me: Well if he isn’t, I’m sure he’ll enjoy these. Due back in March, have a good day!
Me: Oh, I’m sorry, ma'am. Was I in your way? I’ll move.
Glaring Woman: I’ll run you over.
Me: ………..I’d rather you didn’t.
Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible
the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days
like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.
Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"
I’m terrified of what the original image might be
that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic
The what?
Oh fuck, I retract the question! Fuck fuck FUUUUUCK!
OK, just for reference, here is the original, by Emaster39….
Imagine: Humans accidentally insulting aliens using common idioms that don’t make sense when you don’t know they’re figures of speech
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Human: Penny for your thoughts?
Alien: You taught me about currency, have I forgotten the value of “penny”? Do you really think my thougts are worth so little? I thought you liked conversing with me!
Human: Wait, hold on
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Human: We can kill two birds with one stone if we-
Alien: I’ve told you time and again my people are primarily pacifists, and herbivorous regardless. Why would you suggest such an activity?
Human: No, wait, it was just a-
Alien: I will have no part of it, and this nonsequitor is irrelevant to our conversation. Please strike birds on your own time.
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Human: So is there a method to your madness here?
Alien: *offended* Are you questioning my sanity?
Human: I was just-
Alien: Because that’s difficult to take from a being with the IQ of a gleesnork.
Human: I don’t know what that is but fuck you too
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Human 1: *talking to someone about alien, sees alien approaching* Ah, speak of the devil and he shall appear!
Alien: *hurt* I thought… you liked my company?
Human 2: …what?
Human 1: *realizing* OH WAIT NO I’M SORRY
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Human: See you later, alligator!
Reptilian alien: How fucking dare you
