an open clearing in the forest

*holds up a lantern* welcome, traveler!

[whumpydaydreams]

heya, call me viney. im mostly known for fandom whump and a love of green forests

ao3, drabbles and doodles, cion

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[pixlokita]

Nephew: -only eating m&m on trail mix-

Me: you have to eat the raisins and the nuts too

Nephew: I only eat whatever I want

Me: then I’m not giving you any more chocolate cak-

Nephew: -stuffing everything in his mouth all at once-

[raishifts]

"look at what i woke up to dawg i ain researching NOTHIN 🥀💔"

[writerxwren]

Those who have seen both Star Wars and Stargate SG-1, time to ask the Important Question™

In a sass-off between these two, who would win

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jack O'Neill

Idk man this is impossible it's probably a tie

Voting ended onMay 11, 2024

Please reblog for visibility and a bigger sample size, I need answers so I can die in peace

[aces-to-apples]

This result is so fuckin funny

[generallemarc]

Seems like we'll need someone to negotiate a solution. Fortunately, I know just the man.

[blade-liger-4ever]

Anakin's gonna watch with popcorn while Ahsoka worries about Daniel sitting in the corner with his face buried in his hands, clearly radiating a Uncomfortably Annoyed air through the Force.

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[chalroe]

"I hope you won't mind if I think of you as a friend."

thinking about Hatchling discovering Grace & Rocky's story hundreds of thousands of years after it happened when there are no more Eridians or humans to tell it :')

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

Ah, we've entered the "fleeing to Latin America" phase of the downfall. Okay.

[keeps-ache]

you know what i'm starting to think some of you don't live within a 20 minute drive from my house. which that can't be right

[flakeeyplants]

time to stop drawing and lock in 💔

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[whumpydaydreams]

i know its "T A D C" but in my head i pronounce it "tee-dack"

[das-a-kirby-blog]

things dedede probably has to deal with