I Don’t Know, Man

‘04 | Virgo | INTJ | Current Interests: SKZ, ATEEZ, One Piece

[entercartridge]

[testosteronetwunk]

[kunifraise]

inspired by @saltedtoast

[rickfashionista-deactivated2024]

guys do you think Rick mindblows himself about the embarrassing things that he does? like y'know that one memory that you just think about and you're like "omg ew why was i so cringe" does he just mindblow himself? is he free of cringe? im jealous.

[inacatastrophicmind]

Rowena, he's gay

[winchestergifs]

8.2 | 12.12 | 13.6

[seo-changbinnies]

my favorite binnie looks (52/∞)

[maxbegone]

Wade: “I have one of those pitchers with knives.”

Bob: “A blender?”

[strayhags]

“bang chan, why did you choose these members?”

[softstraykids]

cute clingy minho + his ships

[kidhyunjin]

he really knows how to sway a gay's heart, huh...

[softstraykids]

MINHO LITERALLY TRIED TO ASK JISUNG IF HE LIKED HIM IN A ROMANTIC WAY

minho: do you…like me but like do you like me in that way or… jisung hella confused:……what sort of way should i like you hyung? what? minho completely flustered: ahhh so….i don’t really know *awkward laughing from both of them* minho: i know it but i don’t know how to actually express it *jisung bursts into a song and minho joins*

[golden-chan-deactivated20221119]

If kpop stans were really in it for the music, we would ALL be multis.

You cannot tell me that your fave is the only group who makes good music bc that is a blatant LIE. There is SO MUCH AMAZING music out there like I'm not joking there hasn't been a single 2021 comeback that I haven't loved. If everyone opened their ears we'd all be happier here.

[stray-kids-react]

Okay I'm a be real rn, I never do this but I need to get this off my chest. Can I have one damn month of no Rumors, Scandals and ect. From my favorite band. I feel like in the whole music industry (everywhere not just Asia) people focus so much on the people and what they are doing or what they did or didn't do right or wrong. What ever happened to just enjoying an artist, at the end of the day it is just music. I miss Hyunjin and I'm not defending him or accusing him or this or that, but with Han's hiatus a while ago and before that with the Woojin thing... I kinda just want my ot8 back and not have to see breaking news next to their name. I do hope Hyunjin will come back soon with a healthy fresh start. JYP has already stated that the claims seem to be false but they I'll still look into it, but I am just tired of news headers... Seriously.

[vogueinnie]

i would never let a man spit in my mouth i don’t know why y’all keep saying "oh spit in my mouth, spit in my mouth" that’s fucking nast-

[japsakura-deactivated20210415]

if your asian activism doesnt include ALL asians then it is useless. if your asian activism thinks asia is japan, korea, and china and MAYBE a few s/se asian countries, it is not asian activism. asia is a massive continent that includes north asia and the middle east (surprise, the middle east is w asia).

yes weeaboos and koreaboos are asian issues and so is anti chinese racism and general anti e asian racism spiking bc of covid, but those are not the ONLY asian issues. 

what’s happening to palestine is an asian issue. what’s happening in armenia is an asian issue. what’s happening in india is an asian issue. there are asian issues i am nowhere near informed enough about to bring up on this post. include these communities and countries in your asian activism. they are a part of the larger asian community. do not forget them.

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[reidneedsahug]

AFTER YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT, BEHOLD, MY BRETHREN

[thedevilsfamiliar]

@scar-queen-owl @leal-love-lace @todorokitops @girlboss-sukuna

[blue-starlight]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN SCREENSHOTS THIS POST IS LEGENDARY