Hellsite Spawn @whyamistillhereonthisday - Tumblr Blog

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

orkyydorky

this too shall pass

orkyydorky

HURRY UP

televisionforwhales

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

emmaduerrewatson

huge shoutout to everyone who started their blog when they were teenagers and now they are in their 20s and 30s

anotherpjofan

I can’t believe I would have to start tagging spoilers for the show like the pjo book came out 10 years ago it’s old news that Luke was the villain move on

fischotterkunst

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

fischotterkunst

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

hideousgourd

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Just sharing this helplful advice of what you definitely (WINK) should not (WINK WINK) do (WINK WINK WINK)

musdomus

I hate this so much reposting to warn others not to do this.

very-uncorrect

pfft-

ufonaut

THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION

nourrice

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

borderlinesuggestions

this post makes me scream

urparty

Does anybody else like, revert back to the books/tv/movies u loved as a child whenever things in your life are about to change

urparty

me packing my things for college:

galahadwilder

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

galahadwilder

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

drmariusvonraum

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

galahadwilder

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man