It's just me

My name's Lu. I am 24, living in Ohio. I am obsessed with a lot of different things and the list of fandoms I'm in is basically endless so… sorry.

[mywitchcultblr]

[cobbbvanth]

#pirate captain to divorcee pipeline

Our Flag Means Death  ➤ [4/?] (insp)

[supernovajazzy-art]

“Can’t sleep at night But if I try to stay away can’t even Make it through the day.”

[manforsale]

He is. The moment

[usermeggy]

You know what your problem is? You just have no idea how to relax. 

[elizadusku-archive]

every character i love ♡ spike {buffy the vampire slayer}

I hate being obvious. All fangy and ‘grrr!’ Takes the mystery out.

[theteapotofdoom]

I love the popular headcanon/theory of Ed hearing about Stede’s "death" in season 2 and being completely broken over it, because:

1) the angst is absolutely delicious

2) I love the implication of Ed hearing "it appears that Stede Bonnet fought with a leopard and then got run over by a carriage and then a piano fell over him" and immediately falling for it. He just hears about this absolute looney toon of a death, this absolute muppet tragedy and goes "yeah that tracks"

[vivalski]

"Mind your posture"

+ extra

[thequeerofthenorth]

please stop writing call-out posts for Blackbeard an extremely dead man who is already the villain in literally every history book and museum

I promise you that we are extremely aware that real life pirates weren’t good people by the fact they were.. wait for it.. pirates

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[forestofsprites]

[sock-ness-monster]

I love how Izzy's like "If I didn't know any better...... I'd say Stede Bonnet is trying to seduce Blackbeard" or whatever asdfghjkl you're right izzy you DON'T know better. BLACKBEARD is trying to seduce STEDE. LOOK AT HIM. He's wearing a crop top and leather pants while offering to teach him sword fighting moves that require him to lift his arms and show his midriff even more. Ed is all but throwing himself at this guy

[skellydun]

everything i’ve learned about misha collins has been against my will but everything i’ve learned about him has ended up being false so i really know nothing about the man and i’d like to keep it that way

[aanakin]

I got bad news for you, Genital Pirate. I’m about to start a whole new nose jar.

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[meatmite]

the sheer comedy of stede looting a library and replacing the books is so underappreciated

can you fucking imagine getting raided by pirates, blackbeard himself is there, his weird little guy (affectionate) just spent an hour in your library, you go down there expecting it to be ransacked

but you just. have different books now?

[seadeepspaceontheside]

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