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shnehollander

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK ➤ Day 3 | Favorite Kiss/Hug | 1x06 “The Cottage”

#to paint?#q

calliopeprelude

just wanna make sure you’ve all seen the julien baker no children cover

pookieshane

Hollanov + Hands™️

Heated Rivalry Season 1 (2025)

carfuckerlynch

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

carfuckerlynch

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

#q

hudconera

this is like a renaissance painting

virginshane

@loontattoo

#to draw?#q

midnightstorries

connor storrie "trying on" hudson william's coat at the Met Gala 2026 (via caradelevingne)

GUNS TOO BIG

#q

lotstradamus

my original Heated Rivalry rec list has gotten stupidly long so I'm officially starting a Part Two. taking this opportunity to change up some of the subcategories, because 1) the Wildcard header was becoming a bit too all-encompassing, and 2) I love organising and efficiency. hot.

situationship era:

In the Clutch by mcshrug (sequel to Buzzer Beater)

Drop the Gloves by mcshrug

head and body to you by naokime

holding tightly when you invite me by thesehands

I Was Raised out in the Cold by LavenderProse

truth covered in security by lisa6

tongues a-wagging by Anonymous

home economics by Anonymous

the wild ecstasies of worship by ruralsaint

liminal boyfriends:

good things come by Ccainao3

Two Man Advantage by LavenderProse

The Long Game and beyond:

Malysh by theribbonsweregreen

here we are and what the hell are we going to do with it by walkingthroughwindows

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

Russia's Greatest Love Machine by OrYouCouldHaveMine

Spolia Victoris by OpalApparition

AUs (both still hockey players):

Talk About It by some1_around

play destroy by kneeinjury

omegaverse:

Good Losing by chaentics

wildcards:

fall in love again and again by Ehlihr

another uninnocent, elegant fall by Anonymous

Luchik, Darling by chaentics

lotstradamus

FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN

situationship era:

Just as Bright by mcshrug

Gonna Be Golden by sweet_s0rr0w

Fold Me Tight by fallbekind

Alligator Bites Never Heal by flawlessassholes

is it a video by garagepaperback

liminal boyfriends:

struggle pretty by thesehands

ten years and counting by radialarch

Happy Endings by MaesterChill, sweet_s0rr0w, tackytiger

Toe Drag by mcshrug

The Long Game and beyond:

Deep Misunderstandings by some1_around

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

Apogee by OpalApparition

ring my bell by servetas

AUs (both still hockey players):

i know where to draw the line by magneticwave

la petite mort by anincompletelist

omegaverse:

lean back, just like that by ribena

wildcards:

bull in the heather by garagepaperback

Lovers, I Guess by tackytiger

these and other lucky witnesses by creamsicle_melt

lotstradamus

still trucking well into Month 5 of Heated Rivalry mania... my goodreads is a wasteland with those things rolling across it. those american plant ball things. whatever

situationship era:

catch and release by Ccainao3

me, in shapes to make you pleased by eternalbrook

loving you's my only house by probablylily

all my perversions by probablylily

slash and burn by eleadore

chained myself to a friend by Anonymous

liminal boyfriends:

the phone is a fine invention by campholmes

no control by rogersharringtons

The Long Game and beyond:

we could get better mileage by twnkwlf

Aching, Aching, Aching, and Alive by verbaepulchellae

licked by fire by Anonymous

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

Heaven is a bedroom by Charlotte_Stant

i only threw this party 4 u by ratherunnecessary

AUs (both still hockey players):

behind enemy lines by Anonymous

this is a man's man's man's world by thermocline

omegaverse:

Tin Roof Rusted by LavenderProse

a clear view by guarddog

wildcards:

Let's make a team by a_good_soldier

Geryon by a_good_soldier

crossfire by makemegentle

lotstradamus

thank you all for honouring the easter weekend by diligently toiling away at your filthy little stories. you are all in line for sainthood.

situationship era:

advice from fools by Anonymous

comparative anatomy by radialarch

running down the hills by hockeyfinches

assist by schittyfic

next time, probably by schittyfic

Gentlemanly Conduct by mcshrug (Buzzer Beater series)

liminal boyfriends:

hammerlock by plasticheartrings

Decisions, Decisions by jewelledfoxes

Stiff Arm by mcshrug

drown yourself in me by probablylily

Ripe by saltandbyrne

The Long Game and beyond:

let's make a team (make 'em say my name) by nettlepixie

release by nettlepixie

one of them gets outed:

the hand on the back of your neck by Anonymous

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

anybody like you by plonk

AUs (both still hockey players):

with your fists for once by luminoussbeings

wildcards:

a new orbit by walkingthroughwindows

open house by Anonymous (sequel to home economics)

sosaneitsinsane

the category is body 😛

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fidget-scribbles

The Gay Hockey show is gnawing on my remaining braincells, and I know I'm not alone in that. The tag is exploding, I don't know anything special, but… Here's some Hollanov fic I've enjoyed

Comment/reblog with your recs?

Learning to Fly by WriteSmart 11,558 Words - Teen Shane calls his parents and, for reasons beyond understanding, asks them to pick Ilya Rozanov up from the hospital and take him home with them. They start to understand. Yuna Hollander POV

The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets 64,024 Words - Explicit Ilya's immigration status is compromised by a draft day celebration. Shane (possibly looking for an excuse to get out of a party) decides to help, which logically means they have to get married. You know you want secret marriage hijinks.

I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around 30,447 - Mature Shane speaks Russian, and that starts the most famous friendship in the NHL. Full of feelings and metaphors about language and communication and trust.

please leave a message by Ravenesta 2,407 Words - Teen Fun cracky textfic - 'Lilly' gets added to the Montreal WAGs grouptext. Hijinks ensue. Currently #1 in kudos. It's funny and cute, and has a dozen 'inspired by' in case you want more

loving this body by beetlesandstars, kryptonian 22,370 Words - Explicit Bodyswap. That's it, that's the plot: they wake up in each others' bodies. It's fun and sexy.

don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet 83,600 Words - Explicit - WIP 9/? chapters Smutty College AU - Shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. His teammate Ilya replies. It's funny, it's hot, it's angsty.

the soviet montage by pressuretoparty 63,128 Words - Mature - WIP 5/6 chapters 1980s AU featuring Soviet defector Ilya Rozanov, gay disaster Shane Hollander, and surprise BAMF Rose Landry

Home Ice Advantage by taywrites11 27,466 Words - Explicit - WIP3/5 chapters Shane gets traded to Boston halfway through his first season. Boston, where Ilya is. Cue panic.

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thesehandsfic

struggle pretty -> by thesehands Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander | E | 19k

Ilya locked his arm around Shane’s throat and drew him up onto his knees. The hold was snug, a real headlock, the kind that would make most men tap out. Shane didn’t tap out, but he stayed very still. His pulse galloped against the juncture of Ilya’s elbow, powerfully enough that Ilya could feel its insistent throbbing. Everything in the room had been pulled taut—the cord of Ilya’s shoulders, the line of Shane’s back, even the air between them had a rigidity to it. Ilya was breathing heavily, panting open-mouthed against Shane’s sweat-damp temple. “I could fuck you like this,” Ilya said. “I could fuck you right now, like this, not let you breathe, not let you come.”

lotstradamus

my original Heated Rivalry rec list has gotten stupidly long so I'm officially starting a Part Two. taking this opportunity to change up some of the subcategories, because 1) the Wildcard header was becoming a bit too all-encompassing, and 2) I love organising and efficiency. hot.

situationship era:

In the Clutch by mcshrug (sequel to Buzzer Beater)

Drop the Gloves by mcshrug

head and body to you by naokime

holding tightly when you invite me by thesehands

I Was Raised out in the Cold by LavenderProse

truth covered in security by lisa6

tongues a-wagging by Anonymous

home economics by Anonymous

the wild ecstasies of worship by ruralsaint

liminal boyfriends:

good things come by Ccainao3

Two Man Advantage by LavenderProse

The Long Game and beyond:

Malysh by theribbonsweregreen

here we are and what the hell are we going to do with it by walkingthroughwindows

AUs (one or both not a hockey player):

Russia's Greatest Love Machine by OrYouCouldHaveMine

Spolia Victoris by OpalApparition

AUs (both still hockey players):

Talk About It by some1_around

play destroy by kneeinjury

omegaverse:

Good Losing by chaentics

wildcards:

fall in love again and again by Ehlihr

another uninnocent, elegant fall by Anonymous

Luchik, Darling by chaentics

gaynehollander

If there's anything that the completely unprompted "I kind of prefer being the hole rather than the peg" and Rose's delighted reaction to it proves, it's that Shane Hollander finally has someone to talk to about sex other than the person he's having it with. Rose's "how's jacking off?" goes on to further prove this theory.

He's still a bit awkward about it at first but Rose is always just so excited for him and never judges him and it's not like she's keeping quiet about what she gets up to so eventually Shane is literally calling her like "I finally convinced Ilya to fuck me with no prep! He probably still wouldn't have done it except for the fact that it was only like an hour since he fucked me last but it was so hot he just pushed me down on the kitchen counter, pulled down my pants, lubed up, and slid right in."

Sometimes he just needs someone to tell him that he's not being weird before he's brave enough to ask Ilya for a new thing, like when he first saw Ilya play Call of Duty with Marleau on headset and he wanted to ask if he could just stay on his knees with his cock in his mouth while he played if he promised to not move.

Rose sends him a link to a spreader bar close to Ilya's birthday and Shane loses his ever loving mind. Ilya ends up sending her 600 roses as a thank you.