Stop the world, I wanna get on!

Hey there! My name is Taylor and this is my blog. If you want to know anything, just ask! ... That is all.

[themilfmaster-blog]

home alone and the family worries about you throwing a party? nah, son. i’ll summon O̸̭̣U̹̖̖̰̮̫͞R̢̞̲̦̝̜͍ ̸͓̦̝̮̠̲D̸̥A̯̫̙͠R̷̹̭͙͔̰̰ͅK̶̜̗͓͍ ̵̘͓̣̗̣̹̖L̡̮͍O͙̥͍̭̜̪͞Ŕ̠̦̹͈̖D̫͈̩̰̙͘ ҉S͉͡A̶͕̠̯͓͓̦ͅT̗͞A͕̱̫̟Ṋ̹

[wilford-warfstache]

Prop Hunt HORROR?!

You have some strange requests, dude

[lesthot-delioncourt]

"Tie my own sandals and everything."

[ruinedchildhood]

[fuckyeahatumblr]

stopholdingmeunder:

I feel like I should say that this post caused a huge rift in my family and now none of us are allowed to tell jokes to each other

[aphrxdte-blog]

so i made some supernatural valentines

[style-maven]

[hkafterdark]

Games You Should Play: Portal & Portal 2

Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

Chell cosplayers: 1, 2

[420smoken00bzevryday]

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

[aibaaina]

how to go from being adorably cute to frickle frackling gorgeous in the course of one musical sequence: a song by elsa

[peetasalive]

THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART I

// THE REVOLUTION BEGINS NOVEMBER 21, 2014 //

[jackburkhart]

[wehingsounds]

Really into Property of Hate.

[tm37-archive]

[crownedconqueror]

(( THIS IS VERY LATE, BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR. ))

[ask-keith]

The Writing’s on the Wall - (Keith Marshall, L4D2 Cosplay based on Ask-Keith)

[ask-keith]

(( Your recent post reminded me of one—of many—more pictures we took during our photoshoot last fall that I still need to get up. 

Hope you and your followers enjoy it, and Keith survives his life-threatening lack-of-bacon crisis. ))

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[[Dawww shame on Keith for making his buddy worry!

DID I MENTION THAT THIS COSPLAY KEEF IS THE BEST COSPLAY KEEF. Cus he is MHMM. Of course Nick would attract only the best hillbillies rofl THANKS SO MUCH!]]

[yourfavoritescoundrel]

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“My name is Keith Marshall and I am going to die here.”

Eleven words brought Ellis to his knees, sinking to the ground in silent despair as he read and reread the message; every hand-written letter wracking his trembling heart.

The others hadn’t even noticed—scrawlings on the walls had lost their usefulness and become background noise long ago—but hurried back to read the spray paint for themselves when they realized Ellis had fallen behind and found him bent in front of the bricks.

One by one they saw the words and stepped away in respectful silence, standing guard while the young southerner stared and simply tried to keep breathing.  When Rochelle finally risked touching a sympathetic hand to his shoulder—signalling the need to keep moving—he gave a somber nod, climbed quietly to his feet, and walked wordlessly on.

No one spoke about what they’d seen, but they noticed the Keith stories stopped after that.  

…It didn’t come as the relief they had once expected.

[pinkbracelet88]

Reblog if its freaking freezing where you are

[wickedlydefyinggravity-blog]

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas

[themilfmaster-blog]