MessyTrash

Moved to shyfreelancer

[guiltypleasuretrashblog]

tuch those 4heads yeyeyeye

[heartbleats-deactivated20170318]

well what do you do when you don’t wanna draw a helmet but you also don’t wanna disrupt anyone’s headcanon.

an exercise in avoiding drawing washington’s face.

[winterfalls]

HOW DID I MISS THIS

[padt-deactivated20170131]

Hey. You worry too much.

[plant-junior]

The most underrated romance

[adobewanphotobi]

I got to work with @zalia on their incredible star wars/rvb fic In Hope’s Shadow (x).  Seriously.  It’s amazing and it deserves so much love.

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[dansnotavampire]

Reblog if you hate Nazis and don’t think they should breathe

[solthrys]

No more melted tomblerones or mising skulls, yyeann!

This is my basic process for pretty much everything I draw. The key is understanding the shape of the garment you’re trying to draw and the shape of the body part you’re putting it on.

Drawing the body first forces you to make the shoe, hat, or clothes fit that body. With practice you’ll be able to skip some steps. This method works the same no matter the perspective or pose. It just relies on your knowledge of what a hat looks like from above, or what the bottom of a shoe looks like. When in doubt, just google refs. Don’t necessarily need the exact angle you’re trying to draw. Look at different pics to give you an idea of how it works in 3d.

Shoes are always a bit tricky because feet are a stupid ass shape.

It might help if you think of hats as a cylinder fitted to the person’s head to help you get the perspective right before you push in detail. note: heads aren’t circles. they’re kind of egg shaped if you look at them from the top.

[eponymous-rose]

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There’s been a lot of sad headcanons circulating about the Freelancers lately, so I dusted off something I was gonna try to get done for RvB Happy Hour but only managed to finish now. Enjoy the Freelancer voice actors losing their shit in the s9/10 outtakes.

In order:

1. York

2. Pilot 479er

3. North

4. Tex

5. FILSS

6. Florida

7. Carolina (best laugh ever)

8. Bonus York

[acesvega-archive]

Some Freelancer headcanons

Maine is half Chinese and half Russian. Yes, he’s heard that Communism joke. That one two. Please shut the fuck up. Wash’s mother could kick your ass. She could kick Locus’s ass. She could kick the goddamn universe’s ass. Don’t touch her baby. South is a polyamorous lesbian transwoman. Florida and Wyoming are low key married. North, York, and Carolina are high key married. Wash once ate a whole box of maple nut donuts by himself and regretted it immensely when he remembered he was allergic. Connie got the epipen. North got the bucket. Carolina has this weird love for amphibians. You like cats? Sure whatever but did you see this frog? It sounds like a squeaky toy and looks like a pebble!!! York where are you going. York get back here and look at the fucking frog. Florida can make you feel guilty for everything you’ve ever done wrong with a single look. You know the one. The disappointed dad face. Maine gives the best hugs. 10/10 would recommend. He’s got personal space issues though so you must earn his trust to get one. Only Wash has a lifetime hug pass. Wyoming’s mustache is insured for $10,000. Florida’s ponytail is insured for $100,000. Everyone agrees these are reasonable values. All of the vanilla pudding cups are North’s. All of the butterscotch pudding cups are South’s. Do not attempt to take one unless you like having your hand impaled by a fork. Carolina can tie a cherry stem in her mouth. South assures everyone that this is witchcraft and she must be burned at the stake. York painted himself green for Halloween and claimed he was Mike Wazowski. Get it? Cause he has one eye? Haha. Why is nobody laughing? What are you doing with that duct tape? MMPH! *thunk* When the crew found him in the garbage the next day they weren’t even surprised. One guy suggested that they just turn on the trash compactor and go home. They decided that they’d prefer not to get fired for destroying Freelancer equipment and let him out. York found the whole situation to be not the worst Halloween of his life but pretty damn close. The Director is the only straight/cis person on the entire ship.

[ravenwritesstuff]

Kissing tropes that are giving me life right now

- when A grabs the B’s face and says “please - please” before devouring B’s mouth without waiting for a response

-  pulling back just for a second to try to regain control before realizing they don’t want to be in control and diving back in

- person A missing the first time they lean in and just catching the corner of B’s mouth and waaaaaaaaaiting for B to come in and fix it

- tender eyelid and nose kisses before finally sealing the deal.

- that moment where the world just stops and A stares into B’s eyes and they know they shouldn’t, but they kiss anyway

- having to lean against each other when they pull back because the world is spinning and they just. cannot. breathe. yet.

- person A realizing that they were just kind of joking when they kissed B but then holy shit do they ever get sucked into it and when A finally pulls back they are absolutely stunned by B

- foreheads pressed into each others, sharing breath, until they dive back in for more because they thought they were done but they so were not.

- that ‘oh hell is this actually happening?’ moment before it actually happens.

- the desperate pant/groan of surrender when either party knows that they are sooooooo done

[malcolm-hargrove]

“average freelancer loses 3 friends a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average freelancer loses 1 friend per year. Washington Georg, who lives in cave & loses everyone he cares about all the time, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[wickedshywolf]

North: What's a five-letter word for 'disappointment'?

Maine: South.

South: Hey!

North: It fits.

[papanorth]

Stay safe, kiddo.

[blueteamjax]

Do you ever wonder if Wash ever looks at the Reds and Blues kill list and is happy that he was never a bad guy long enough for them to fight him? Like, in the back of his mind he’s glad that he missed that bullet.

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

The BGC Kill List includes but is not limited to:

The Insurrectionist Leader

Agent Wyoming

Felix

Tex

The Meta

They would have wrecked him.

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

#well i mean the reds ran him over and blew him the fuck up with like 5 fusion coils#that would have killed most people#but agent cockroach is walking just fine to step up behind meta in a few scenes later#itd be an endless battle

- recovery-one

[aces-to-apples]

Bizarrely Unstoppable Force meets Stubborn-Beyond-Belief Immovable Object

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I got a head full of darkness and darkness is good cuz’ if we all die young then we don’t get hurt

I feel like this is probably one of those concepts that’s been done to death, but I’m not super in-tune with the rvb fandom so…I thought I’d go for it anyway.  Hopefully I’ll get in the freelancers without AIs sometime!  Sorry guys, I like you just as much!!

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[necromancer]

C L E A R Y O U R F U C K I N G N O T I F I C A T I O N S

[girls-to-avoid]

s u c k

m y

d * c k

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.