Alchol and Nicotine

-Your typical angsty high schooler blog-

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

She saw that poll and went bitch you thought!

[breadandflowers]

Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.

[oumaimas]

anybody else feel restless and filled with the night sky when you breathe it in and feel it and your soul pushing at your skin and want to walk to the end of the horizon

[humorblr]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dialmformags]

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

[stars-n-lighthouses]

I actually think this is exactly the point of the scene. Warner clearly thinks of Marilyn as gorgeous but dumb and Jackie as smart but less sexy. But we’re in this movie from Elle’s point of view. And Elle doesn’t understand Warner’s implication here because, to her, both these women are successful and beautiful and amazing. The only difference is one is blonde and the other is a brunette. 

This scene isn’t trying to make Elle look stupid, because the point of the movie is that she’s not. She’s just incredibly, unabashedly feminine. And Elle’s way of thinking here is right. The main difference between Marilyn and Jackie, that Warner would know of and therefore could be alluding to, that is also something Marilyn and Elle have in common with each other, is their hair colour. 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

This is also a great point because people like to think Marilyn Monroe was vapid and dumb due to her film roles but she was actually incredibly intelligent and also just a great person all around, just like how Elle might seem dumb but is able to get into law school on her own merit. Neither should be underestimated!

[mathsturbation]

i am the shyest attention whore ever

[such-justice-wow]

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

I’m gonna be real with all of you. Immigration laws shouldn’t exist. People should be allowed to visit and live in any country they like without having to take years of testing to ‘prove’ they care about the country or the government or some dumb bullshit. Most born Americans don’t even know what’s in the bill of rights aside from the first couple amendments, and when that shit was written it didn’t consider anyone who was nonwhite and or a woman as a person deserving rights so. It’s all a sack of crap anyway. “Free country” is also bullshit because if it were really free anyone could live here without fearing for their life or the lives of their children without having to sign a bunch of papers in a complicated language they don’t know that was design to fail them. This country has always been shit and immigration laws have always been shit and they’re built on racism full stop. And anyone who argues that immigration laws aren’t inherently racist and inhumane is a big ass bootlicker. End post. 

[gloomy-draws]

[beskt]

Firstnamekate - Body Essay #2

[hamburber]

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

[partybots-archive-deactivated20]

#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)

[biipolarpriincess]

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.