mayor of clowntown

she/her

[heresylog]

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

[theyarkunited]

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

[heresylog]

Hello?

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[sleepnoises]

i am in love with jillian tamaki’s quilts!

[animals-riding-animals]

goat riding capybara

[misanthropicmessiah]

[dryadaura]

Yayoi Kusama, Kusama’s Self-Obliteration (1967)

[nobrashfestivity]

Utagawa Hiroshige, Eight Shadow Figures, 1842

more

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

facebook minion memes but with quotes from famous communist revolutionaries

[toddtakefive]

like this?

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

AMEN

[comradesaucegay]

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

the only true ally

[epilepticsaints]

[alien-waifu-deactivated20210608]

Does he...

You know...

Return the shopping cart?

[thestuffedalligator]

There’s got to be a term to describe that like. Extremely specific era of children’s literature where all the books were novellas printed on low quality paper, pumped out on a near monthly basis, and made for series that sometimes stretched into hundreds of books

Animorphs. Goosebumps. Bailey School Kids. Babysitter’s Club. Magic Treehouse. Series that plague public libraries and second hand book stores to this day. A genre that was nearly wiped out overnight by the success of Harry Potter, and the newfound desire for kids to read long form literature

It was like pulp fiction for kids

[onion-souls]

The Scholastic Age

[victoriathevampireslayer]

i wrote my MS in book publishing thesis on this, so like for anyone actually interested i have the real answer. it actually wasnt wiped out by harry potter. this era is referred to in the publishing world as the near death of ya/childrens lit. that’s WHY it was on such low quality paper and why they had series with so many freaking books every single month. it was the final stage of cash grabbing before publishers p much accepted the genre was dead. that also contributed to why hp was rejected so many times, not bc jk is some underdog, but because literally no houses were picking up ya books. and it wasnt a newfound desire for long form. kids/teens had been yelling for years for more long form literature that actually reflected their struggles but the old assholes didnt wanna listen as always. arthur lavine, that old fuck who edited hp, wasnt gonna pick hp up either but his daughter or granddaughter literally begged him. 

ps. it also was literally pulp fiction bc pulp fiction it gets its name FROM that low quality paper you were talking about. its got more wood bits and other less desirable stuff in it so its processed less which saves money and less desirable which also saves money. thats also why it has the best smell bc its the most tree and the least bleach

[shitpostempire]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Why did this happen

[hungwy]

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

[pukicho]

walm

[setheverman]

walm

[ineedsomechickennuggets-deactiv]

walm

[skylar-terisavage]

walm

[t0ranu-deactivated20181202]

walm

[setheverman]

get his ass

[sss]

[coughloop]

[we-kant-even]