[toneelspeelster]

shane felt dizzy with happiness. to be held like this and kissed like this by the man he loved - the man who loved him back - here at the place he loved more than anywhere else in the world.

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[tawked]

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

[mysillycomics]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[probuccalfat]

the goal is get so secure and confident that i’m 7th grade weird again

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by moreloveforjm_ on instagram!

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[wildmorgan]

Lord forgive me for the times I was feeling social and texted 4 people at once and then my introvert personality kicked back in like an hour later and I ghosted them all

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[wildmorgan]

I went to a public hearing tonight for a road redesign and im reminded everytime I go to one that parks and rec really did nail what they’re like.

[teathattast]

[lookcaitlin]