Wildriot

don't know where I am. Gotta tell you, looks like a fAndOm...

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[comeacrossthedesert-deactivated]

Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

[sunharry]

rock me - one direction

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

[roach-works]

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[djobriens]

Was he, like, did he... could he've been a virgin? Maybe. Did he look like... a virgin? Was he, you know, virgin-al?

[midnightssea]

How do you feel when you meet someone who has the same name as you?

Unphased. You don’t care.

Excited/amused. You feel a sense of kinship with them.

Threatened. You must now prove yourself as the superior bearer of the name.

Your name is very rare and this never happens so you would simply be in shock

Voting ended onJul 9, 2023

[467473738829292873377-deactivat]

Group presentations where no one knows what the fuck they’re doing

[infinitylourry]

[letmalikharrysdimples]

Literally 

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[pearlsandpoppers]

[dearshelby-deactivated20240605]

Peaky blinders but is just Tommy struggling to put on his gun holster

[droids-in-disguise]

Via twitter

[droids-in-disguise]

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

[droids-in-disguise]

gems from the tags: round 2

[beemovieerotica]

sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4

[redrook]

[saintsideways]

new SuperWhoLock just dropped

[takiki16]

#we joke that the first room is a bloodbath#but you couldn't pay me to sit in on the second room#there's mental illness in that room so complex it's only perceivable by shrimp  (via @moorishflower​)

[pikslasrce]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[drtrinitysantos]

SDVBJDFHJJDCBJJSFHJJFFHJJ

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[thesmegalodon]

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

[thesmegalodon]

after the initial shock of being plunged into the icy cold lake of seeing my childhood action figures caressing each others sweaty chests in a gentle, hidden moment after a battle, i’ve been able to get my wits about me and realize that yeah, i’m kinda with it

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[explorerrowan]

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!

[orientalld]

patreon.com/Orntlld

[louisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts