honey, life is just a classroom

Helene Marie | 27 | NYC | Haitian & Italian | PRHS '12 | SUNY Oneonta '16 | dance | music | theatre | tumblr est. 8/20/11

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[will-dance-for-shoes]

Yesterday, I was telling my friend that I liked his socks (they were argyle). Then something clicked and I said

I like your shoelaces.

He thanked me and told me he got them from the President.

[midi-wizard]

watched a bunch of old, standard def, Spongebob episodes on a 4K HD TV last night and i loved seeing all the fried JPEGs they used for background objects, like these door handles.

[midi-wizard]

like the pineapple in this screenshot probably looks pretty seamless on an SD TV but now it looks like an MS paint addition. 

[divorcedwife]

if you hate winter you havent found the right winter coat yet. a good winter coat will change everything

[divorcedwife]

anyone who disagrees has the wrong coat, it’s very sad. but personally i have a nice coat and a little hat and nothing bothers me

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[bowling-with-skulls]

[will-dance-for-shoes]

GET THE ONES FROM TARGET THAT ARE LIKE 9-18” DEEP

[clickbeetle]

sperm banks are really like “get a load of this guy”

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[memeuplift]

[effyeffa]

feminine urge this masculine urge that let’s stop being weird about gender online for a second and focus on what’s important

[effyeffa]

the european urge to eat a whole loaf of bread

[i-wanna-do-something]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[loversdreamersandyou]

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[mythopoeticlicense]

I’m old and creaky, and sometimes I make weird noises in the night. Does that count?

[thatscarletflycatcher]

We joke about the neovictorianism that wearing masks brings about, but yesterday one of my students pulled his mask down to drink some water, and the girl sitting beside him exclaimed: "I have never seen your mouth before!" and he blushed and covered his mouth with his hand.

It was just... iconic.

[runawaymarbles]

I started my job during the pandemic, and one of my employees is so good at wearing his mask that it took me over two months to realize he had a (dramatic) mustache

[unbotheredmuse]

[hazystars]

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

[chilewithcarnage]

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.