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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Stonewall Inn
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titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
almost home

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oozey mess
Phantogram Three
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@mater1al-g1rl
until we meet again
ANORA (2024) dir. Sean Baker
Freaky Friday (2003) dir. Mark Waters
just a girl who will either yap your ear off or go nonverbal
i love u
@ the person reading this
i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
YOU GET IT
“Ginger and Sam” 2003
TAYLOR SWIFT | Renaissance UK Premiere
"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"
you know what? nevermind.
You left out the best part, the many people that served as her living accessories.
hold up what's up with the moon face though?
her husband is Egg
you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
HE HAD A SON NAMED
WHAT
NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK
technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn
Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.
I have something worse
imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn
imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen
WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN
I have an answer to that one too
The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.
Born without a groove 😔