My friend and I came up with the opening plot to the next Deadpool movie:
Opening scene of Logan sneaking out of Wade, Blind Al’s and now his, apartment as quietly as he can. As he walks into the living room to leave, Al is sitting in the living room holding two cups of coffee.
“Good morning Logan. We have thin walls here.” She says matter of factly.
“Hello Mrs. Al- uhm…” Logan stutters out awkwardly.
The following conversation is incredibly awkward and uncomfortable for Logan, but Al is sitting there snickering the entire time.
The scene fades and pans into the next room, that Logan just snuck out of. To see Wade laying in the middle of the bed, smirking smugly. He’s wearing a Superman shirt with three distinct gashes through the logo, blood dried and crusted around the edges of the fabric. He of course, has heard every single word of the conversation Logan and Al are having in the next room. And is a smitten with it.
“Oh yeah, by the way. I’m fucking THE WOLVERINE nasty. Like real nasty. That Honda Odyssey is not the same, can’t resell it even because of the amount of-“
Wade is cut off by “…Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears. But he keeps rambling on and making lewd hand gestures to imply what happened.
Title card and credits roll.







