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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
Posts you can hear
Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭
oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.
phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?
call 911 and something that is definitely not a person picks up.
call 911 and get an operator only for the call to become increasingly weirder and more sinister until you realize that whatever picked up is not there to help.
text messages from someone who's dead. voicemails that sound like dead air until you turn the volume all the way up.
emergency alerts for weather that doesn't happen on earth.
Your phone rings - but it's your phone number on the screen. You answer it, but all you hear is heavy, laboured breathing. You go to say something, only to hear your voice on the other end tell you "It's too late," and hang up.
You get a message from a number you don't recognise. It's a picture of you from behind. You turn and see there's nobody there. When you look back at your phone, you see the sender has sent another text - "Sorry, wrong number."
Your phone rings - it's a private number. You answer it, only to feel the sensation of something licking your ear.
You wake up to find a voicemail. You play it back, only to hear an autotuned version of your own voice reciting a Bible passage - 1 Peter 2: 18-20.
You get an emergency alert. It says "I'm sorry."
dear smut writers,
to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever
a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes
so when you say things like this:
I am imagining things like this:
#does it count as cbt
it IS spooky season. to me.
Happy Halloween :3
on season three of the x files and I truly cannot figure out what happens to mulder and scully through fanfics and gifsets. they tenderly embrace in bed. they never get together. they get married. they get divorced. they never even kiss. they have sex in season seven. what is secret sex? scully can’t have kids. she has his baby. it’s not confirmed to be his. there’s two different children referenced at various points. three? mulder disappears? she gets pregnant again and she’s like 50. they get together again. or they never did in the first place. but they’re married. what the hell do bees have to do with this
Alien (1979)
THE MUMMY RETURNS 2001, dir. Stephen Sommers
*puts a disk in u*
Thank you
well. now I need this
Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr
Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps
COME TO MY HOUSE
Well played Merriam-Webster.
“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳
not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers
may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it
lots of huffy teenagers in the notes
i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself
Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:
Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade
Spooky
