Tragic

  Annabelle | Libra Virgo cusp | WoC 

[nyc-sugarrush]

POT Update

Last night I went with out my late 30’s pot to find out he’s actually in his 40’s! Overall, he’s a little weird and awkward (especially because he doesn’t drink) but I had a great conversation with him about politics, philosophy, and history. I’ll call him Mr. Musuem from now on because it looks like we are going to finalize our arrangement before Christmas!

Mr. Musuem brought up an arrangement before we finished dinner, and asked how many times a week I was able to meet and how much I would like my allowance to be. I originally was hoping for 4k a month, but the four glasses of wine in me told me to ask for 5-6k a month at one to two meets per week. I also made sure to tell him I love shopping and would be expecting to go on designer shopping sprees with him. Imagine my surprise when he agreed to all my requests!

I’m hoping that everything goes well over the next few days so that we can work out the details for our arrangement. If all does go well, I’ll be ringing in the new year making 11-12k a month from both of my SD’s.

2019 is really going to be my year to stack my cash from my SD’s, network and build connections, and start focusing more on my professional career. But I’ll always keep looking for my whale 😏

[soft-ambivalence]

doing it for the first time with sugar daddy

I really only had sex with one guy in my life, and that was with a guy I knew and was in a relationship with. so you can imagine how nerve racking it was to have sex with an older dude who I barely knew.

I was raised to hold my body in reserve as a prize or trophy and only give it to someone I really love. so this experience went against all the morals that have been engraved in my mind since a very young age. I told myself to ignore what I thought, and just go through with it.

first I got a bit drunk. not vomit-unconscious drunk but just a bit tipsy and relaxed. we went into the hotel room and then we just got started. of course I was slowly gaining consciousness in what exactly what I was doing, but I told myself it would be over soon.

I know as a sugar baby, they say you’re suppose to love what you do. you’re suppose to be excited when meeting your sugar daddy, etc. but honestly I was not. to me, this is pure business. I’m not here to fall in love, I’m not here to feel pleasure, I’m here for the fucking cash you promised me.

speaking of pleasure, I felt none. it was weird, but I actually felt nothing. I wasn’t particularly turned on, but I have a petite figure so he just thought I was tight bc I was aroused.

the hardest part really was getting the act right and playing the part. sugar daddies of course want the sex to feel genuine. it’s what turns them on. I honestly felt like a porn star, just saying the things I know he wanted me to say, and doing the things I know he wanted me to do. that was really the hardest part, and I think it’s mostly because I’m a fairly logical and sarcastic person. very down to earth. so faking shit, saying things like “harder daddy” and begging and shit, it was hard. I needed the emotion or else it would sound scripted rather than sexy.

most girls would think the hardest part was the actual sexual acts, but honestly, I would prefer the blowjobs and intercourse rather than the sex talk and persona. it’s easier to just do, than act.

but of course it’s different for everyone. this experience was fairly easy, and it was quick. I don’t know if most experiences will be this way. and I don’t know how this experience will effect me in the long run.

[sugarbabediaries]

Hi I love your blog. I have a SD since 5 months and its going well and he wants to travel to Europe with me, wich I am super excited about but do you have tips and tricks about traveling with a SD.

Sure! I’ve never personally done this, but I think I have a little something.

Firstly, I know a lot of sugar babies, including myself, get all dolled up for their sugar dates. They make sure everything is groomed, smoothe, shaved, and sleek. I’ve gotten in to the routine of making sure everything is perfect, so if you’re anything like me in that area, I’d suggest make sure you get comfortable. You’re going to be seeing him for a long period of time. Possibly in close quarters. You’re not always going to look your very best, and that’s okay, because you’re still the prettiest thing he’s ever put his hands on. So allow yourself to just be you.

Depending on how long you’re going to be gone, maybe ask him if he will pay for you to get a Brazilian wax before you leave so you dont have to deal with any of that grooming, that is, if bare is your thing. It’s definitely not for everyone, so you do you <3

Make sure you bring something that will occupy the time you might have alone, or something you might WANT to occupy your time in case you need a break from him at all. I dont know how close you two are. I’m assuming since you’re traveling together you’re already pretty comfortable, which is fantastic. Maybe a book or two will suffice if you need that excuse to slip away into some fantasy world.

If you want to look good while you’re there, only pack cute clothes. This sounds super silly but anytime I go somewhere, I’ll only pack cute clothes so I’m forced to look good the whole time. But even in sweats, you’d be the cutest thing he’s ever seen, so really it’s a preference.

Basically, plan ahead. This is less advice and more things I would just personally do for myself. I think the most important part is to express your gratitude, and have fun. Show him that you’re having a good time, and when you do something you like, let him know.

Also make sure that you are safe. Sounds like you know your Daddy pretty well, which is good, just make sure you’re on top of things :)

I hope you have a fantastic time! I do hope you will keep me posted on your trip, and how things go for you! Congrats on landing such a nice Daddy!

[booksofrobertgreene]

Chapter 8: Respect the Process – Mastery

The 50th Law

The fools in life want things fast and easy – money, success, attention. Boredom is their great enemy and fear. Whatever they manage to get slips through their hands as fast as it comes in. You, on the other hand, want to outlast your rivals. You are building the foundation for something that can continue to expand. To make this happen, you will have to serve an apprenticeship. You must learn early on to endure the hours of practice and drudgery, knowing that in the end all of that time will translate into a higher pleasure – mastery of a craft and of yourself. Your goal is to reach the ultimate skill level – an intuitive feel for what must come next.

(via booksofrobertgreene)

[thesugaringescort]

I'm a Sex Worker and...

* I don’t use the money that I receive to buy drugs.

* I’m college and university educated.

* I don’t have a troubled past or “Daddy issues”.

* I don’t use the money that I receive to buy alcohol.

* I will sleep with your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband and possibly your grandpa, for the right price and at my discretion.

* I do have a vanilla career that is respected by society.

* I enjoy Sex Work and participate in the lifestyle of my own free will.

* I do not have a pimp.

* I have never been arrested for anything.

* I have never had a sexually transmitted disease.

* I’m not easy, needy or seedy.

* I respect other Sex Workers choices, liberations and limitations, as equally as I respect my own.

* I do use the money that I receive from Sex Work to invest my future.

* I have two homes, 3 vehicles, significant savings and zero debt, all thanks to the fun that I get to have as a Sex Worker.

* I always practice “safe sex” and get regular sexual health check ups.

* I probably blend into society better than you.

* I make my own rules, set my own prices and create a schedule that works for me and my moods.

* The only regret that I have regarding becoming a Sex Worker, is that I wish I had started sooner.

* Etc, etc.

[whatisdisdotcom]

Daily reminder: men are children

Too available or interested? They run away.

Too distant? They demand your attention like spoiled brats.

Just do the opposite of what you want to do and you’ll get the intended result.

So glad I still have rely on basic ass mind games as an adult who pays bills. 🙃

[pro-hoeing-blog]

Hoe Tips

Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕

1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.

2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.

3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.

4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.

5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.

6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!

7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.

8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.

9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.

10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.

11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.

12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.

13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8

14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.

15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator

16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.

17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.

18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.

19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants

20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.

21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.

22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today

23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.

24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.

25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.

26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.

27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.

28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.

29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏

30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone

31. Shave your coochie under water

32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah

33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it

[shotgunsuzie]

Why do men automatically assume mutually beneficial equals their dick. SIR HOW DOES YOUR DICK BENEFIT ME IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!!!

[soulfulfilled1]

How To Attract What You Desire

Before you begin:

• Know what you want. What you really want. And don’t think of “how” you’ll get it. • Write the desire in present tense on a card. It is now your goal card. • Carry this card with you and read it often. This is putting the desire into your subconscious mind. • Check if your goal is really what you want. Can you imagine bigger? Are you letting fear stop you? Are you answering your soul’s calling with this?

Night:

• How you fall asleep determines what shows up in your life. Everytime. Without fail. So we start our day how we fell asleep the night before, actually. Ask your self one question before you sleep: “If my wishes were fulfilled, how would I feel?” Fall asleep to that question satisfied. • Record an MP3 or voice note of your OWN voice, reciting positive affirmations. Get examples online but personalize them. Your subconscious mind trusts your own voice. Use it. • Never ever let yourself fall asleep feeling stress or failure. Don’t invite it in.

Morning:

• When your eyes open, set your intention for the day. • Did you have any dreams last night? Write them down. • Write 5 things you’re grateful for. Increase to 10 after a while and begin to include wishes that are yet to manifest e.g. “I’m grateful I now weigh __”

Day:

• Read Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. (PDF’s online) Read slowly and reflectively. • Read Feeling Is The Secret by Neville Goddard (PDF’s online) • The Secret book/DVD is great for beginners but you’re going to have to dig deeper to pull this off. • Do what makes you smile. Read, play your music, call a friend, go for walks. Do whatever you can to lighten your mood. •Write about your desire as if it’s already happened. •Visualize your life ASSUMING the desire has already happened. How do you feel? What are you wearing? Where are you? Was manifesting easy and fun?

Remember:

• Bruce Lee, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, Big Sean, Conor McGregor and countless others have used this formula. It works, and it will work for you.

Share this post. You never know who might be waiting to see it. And for powerful & affordable coaching click here.

[paris-xo]

So insightful, defo trying this out!

[iridescentavocado]

YO one of my stripper friends told me that people are programmed to say ‘no’ when it comes to spending money. She told me that instead of asking “do you want another lap dance?” Ask them

“do you want me to stop?”

[gothicstripper]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is genius

[sugarbabyrudeness-deactivated20]

This is the shit

[asiansiren]

F*ck Him: Nice Girls Always Finish Single

Summary: 

A high-value woman knows her way around men, regardless of whether or not she’s good looking. 

High-value women repel bad men, or men who won’t bring anything to the table in a relationship.

Men are repelled by the ‘nice girl’ or ‘good girl’ because:

She’s looking for the one, and she thinks she’s found him in her new partner.

She’s led by the belief to accept less than exemplary behavior in hopes that he will one day change (not happening).

She tries to impress him, often overcompensating by being overly nice and appeasing, driven by the belief that she’s not worth enough. It should be the other way around.

Your actions define how valuable you are.

Never seek a man’s approval.

Never let a man call all the shots.

The high-value woman doesn’t play games. She considers herself to be a prize, one he needs to chase after.

High value women have more important things to do than to chase after a man, regardless of whether it’s mundane or not.

Mental fucking:

Two important rules to remember: 

Never share your body with him too soon. You will fall in love too hard, and way too soon.

Mentally fuck him as soon as you can: creating a challenge will force him to look past your looks.

First impressions are critical towards cultivating the impression of high value.

If you want him to treat you like a queen, act like a queen right out of the gate.

How to mentally fuck a guy:

Decide what you feel are just feelings, which come and go, rather than falling head over heels for him.

Want a relationship, but not just any relationship. Be happy to stay single for as long as necessary.

Neediness comes from natural instincts.

You never need a man or a relationship.

She consciously wonders, “Is this the best guy to give my time to?”

“If this guy never changed, would I really want to be with him ten or twenty years from now?”

She knows she doesn’t need her looks to get a great guy.

Setting the rules:

After the first date, she doesn’t reach out. She’s busy with her life.

She’ll see when and if she contacts her again. She isn’t willing to spend time on a guy who isn’t putting in the work she deserves.

She never behaves like a bitch. Instead, she has a take it or leave it mentality.

The first couple weeks of interaction set the stage.

Whatever is set is difficult to change later. Create the right habits as soon as you can.

For ambitious men who want success, they work for what they want:

That’s why high-value women are so attractive. Her standards are not an act. It is the only acceptable way.

Three most important traits:

She’s a queen, and she has a lot of self-respect, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

He is not the center of her life.

She never, ever pursues him. If he seems to lose interest, she withdraws. She has better things to do. 

Managing men:

Is he playing games?

When he says he’ll call and doesn’t - this places the ball in his court.

Right way to respond: don’t care. Don’t even become fazed when he steps back. 

You can find a guy who cares and does better.

Creating distance by disappearing.

Right way to respond: Put energy into your passions, interests, and other men you start dating.

Men who are not sufficiently interested will disappear.

Claiming he’s not ready for a relationship: a phrase used to create space and lead women on.

Right way to respond: Say, “Take all the time you need. I’m not sure about you either.” 

Respond with low investment by even lower investment. 

Never consider him nor the relationship as important as he does. 

Counter-intuitive way of getting him to do what you want: 

Give him the feeling it was his own decision. If he comes to the conclusion, he will stand by it.

Reinforce good behavior. Ignore him when he shows bad behavior. Consider him less important.

Ignore him when he doesn’t add value to your life to train him. 

If you want a man to do something, ask another man to help you, or tell him you’ll take care of it.

Men are governed by their own egos.

The more you need him, the less he will want you. The more you want him, the more he will need you.

Don’t show him you need him. Have extra activities, so he won’t become the center of your life.

Work on your mental strength. The more you try not to lose him because you need him, the higher the probability he will eventually leave.

Ideal praise to criticism ratio in relationships is 5 to 1.

Avoid getting played:

High-value women are in short supply. Make men earn your attention.

Your emotions are never to be trusted.

Establish a strong set of boundaries. 

Self-respect is #1. 

Men always treat you the way you allow to. They cannot respect a woman more than she respects herself. 

When his attention declines: do the same and withdraw.

A man should never, ever be totally sure that you unconditionally love him. For if he is, he will move on to the next item in his hierarchy of needs.

[ultrasugarlifestyle]

SUGAR BABY, SPOILED GIRLFRIEND, TROPHY WIFE YOUTUBE CHANNELS TO FOLLOW 💰

💖 Cyndi Sofia  💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ What About You Is Intriguing? Describe Your “Brand”

→ How to Become a Rich Man’s Muse Replay

→ Are You a High Value Woman? 

💖 Michaela Pink  💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ HOW TO MAKE HIM CROSS THE ROOM FOR YOU | FROM GETTING LOOKS TO BAITING HOOKS

→ IF YOU LIKE HIM, LEAVE HIM ALONE

→ MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES | WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EARS

💖Pretty Woman 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ 10 Sugar Daddy Red Flags!!

→ TOP 5 places to meet a Sugar Daddy

→ Sugar Daddy: Sugarbaby Safety Guide

💖School Of Affluence 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ 10 Ways To Look Expensive On A Budget - School of Affluence

→ How Law Of Attraction Changed My Life - School Of Affluence

→ What nationalities are the most generous, all my previous jobs & the key to a happy relationship!

💖SheRaSeven1 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ How to Get Money From a Sugar Daddy

→ Act Like the Prize and Weed Out Dusty Men

→ Things to Never Talk About On Dates

💖ZIVA 💖

:: VIDEOS I RECOMMEND ::

→ HOW TO GET MONEY FROM A SUGAR DADDY 💸 Turn A Guy You Meet into Your SD

→ Do you HAVE to sleep with your sugar daddy?

→ How To Get A Sugar Daddy 💰(part 1)

[blackishbluish-deactivated20160]

men are so dumb sometimes you just want to laugh at them but you can’t because they’ll probably kill you or some shit

[hermajestywillconquer]

How to Win the hearts of Wealthy businessman, oligarchs, successors, millionaires & potential long term sponsors:

Never reveal that your an escort on the side, or that you keep multiple sources of income. They will fuck once, pay and leave. These are the type of men that will invest in you, spoil you with diamonds, birkins, cars, vacations & allowances.

Rule No. 1

Be a sexy rich bitch with class & cunningness.

Rule No. 2

Act like a luxury, Dress to kill, Talk with your eyes and movement (keep stillness, remain subtle, make your presence felt tactfully).

Rule No. 3

Be mysterious & ambiguous in answering questions. Never reveal more than they should know. Be unreadable as It will save your life.

Rule No. 4

Keep them interested, Play mindgames, Make them feel wanted but act is you don’t care simultaneously. They’ll do whatever to get your attention.

Rule No. 5

Make them do most of the talking in conversations, but Take over in the sheets. Figure out his insecurities & remember small details he said carelessly. Compliment those areas, say you trust him, make him open up & feel important. He will be scared to lose you.

Rule No. 6

Be feminine, sweet & motherly occasionally. Make them remember that you are reliable & genuine. But disappear few days. Let them know they have to put effort & time in you.

Rule No. 7

Build trust, never reveal your intentions, Make progress adequately, be attentive underneath the surface & plan the right moment to ask (perhaps if his in a good mood that day or intentionally make him feel guilty, MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE OWE YOU)

Rule No. 8

Always leave him pleased, show that you are unpredictable & full of surprises. Be spontaneous.

Rule No. 9

Be the best, be unforgettable & lastly

MAKE THEM DIE FOR YOU.

[the-more-u-know]

24 Invaluable Skills To Learn For Free Online This Year

Here’s an easy resolution: This stuff is all free as long as you have access to a computer, and the skills you learn will be invaluable in your career, and/or life in general. 

1. Become awesome at Excel.

Chandoo is one of many gracious Excel experts who wants to share their knowledge with the world. Excel excellence is one of those skills that will improve your chances of getting a good job instantly, and it will continue to prove invaluable over the course of your career. What are you waiting for?

2. Learn how to code.

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Perhaps no other skill you can learn for free online has as much potential to lead to a lucrative career. Want to build a site for your startup? Want to build the next big app? Want to get hired at a place like BuzzFeed? You should learn to code. There are a lot of places that offer free or cheap online coding tutorials, but I recommend Code Academy for their breadth and innovative program. If you want to try a more traditional route, Harvard offers its excellent Introduction to Computer Science course online for free.

3. Make a dynamic website.

You could use a pre-existing template or blogging service, or you could learn Ruby on Rails and probably change your life forever. Here’s an extremely helpful long list of free Ruby learning tools that includes everything from Rails for Zombies to Learn Ruby The Hard Way. Go! Ruby! Some basic programming experience, like one of the courses above, might be helpful (but not necessarily required if you’re patient with yourself).

4. Learn to make a mobile game.

If you’re not interested in coding anything other than fun game apps, you could trythis course from the University of Reading. It promises to teach you how to build a game in Java, even if you don’t have programming experience! If you want to make a truly great game, you might want to read/listen up on Game Theory first.

5. Start reading faster.

Spreeder is a free online program that will improve your reading skill and comprehension no matter how old you are. With enough practice, you could learn to double, triple, or even quadruple the speed at which you read passages currently, which is basically like adding years to your life.

6. Learn a language!

With Duolingo, you can learn Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, or English (from any of the above or more). There’s a mobile app and a website, and the extensive courses are completely free.

Full disclosure: BuzzFeed and other websites are in a partnership with DuoLingo, but they did not pay or ask for this placement.

7. Pickle your own vegetables.

Tired of your farmer’s market haul going bad before you use it all? Or do you just love tangy pickled veggies? You too can pickle like a pro thanks to SkillShare and Travis Grillo.

8. Improve your public speaking skills.

You can take the University of Washington’s Intro to Public Speaking for free online. Once you learn a few tricks of the trade, you’ll be able to go into situations like being asked to present at a company meeting or giving a presentation in class without nearly as much fear and loathing.

9. Get a basic handle of statistics.

UC Berkeley put a stats intro class on iTunes. Once you know how to understand the numbers yourself, you’ll never read a biased “news” article the same way again — 100% of authors of this post agree!

10. Understand basic psychology.

Knowing the basics of psych will bring context to your understanding of yourself, the dynamics of your family and friendships, what’s really going on with your coworkers, and the woes and wonders of society in general. Yale University has its Intro to Psychology lectures online for free.

11. Make your own music.

Step one: Learn how to play guitar: Justin Guitar is a fine and free place to start learning chords and the basic skills you’ll need to be able to play guitar — from there, it’s up to you, but once you know the basics, just looking up tabs for your favorite songs and learning them on your own is how many young guitar players get their start (plus it’s an excellent party trick).

Step two: A delightful free voice lesson from Berklee College Of Music.

Step three: Have you always thought you had an inner TSwift? Berklee College of Music offers an Introduction to Songwriting course completely for free online. The course is six weeks long, and by the end of the lesson you’ll have at least one completed song.

Step four: Lifehacker’s basics of music production will help you put it all together once you have the skills down! You’ll be recording your own music, ready to share with your valentine or the entire world, in no time!

12. Learn to negotiate.

Let Stanford’s Stan Christensen explain how to negotiate in business and your personal life, managing relationships for your personal gain and not letting yourself be steamrolled. There are a lot of football metaphors and it’s great.

13. Stop hating math.

If you struggled with math throughout school and now have trouble applying it in real-world situations when it crops up, try Saylor.org’s Real World Math course. It will reteach you basic math skills as they apply IRL. Very helpful!

14. Start drawing!

All kids draw — so why do we become so afraid of it as adults? Everyone should feel comfortable with a sketchbook and pencil, and sketching is a wonderful way to express your creativity. DrawSpace is a great place to start. (I also highly recommend the book Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain if you can drop a few dollars for a used copy.)

15. Make your own animated GIF.

BuzzFeed’s own Katie Notopoulos has a great, simple guide to making an animated GIF without Photoshop. This is all you need to be the king or queen of Tumblr or your favorite email chains.

16. Appreciate jazz.

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Have you never really “gotten” jazz? If you want to be able to participate in conversations at fancy parties and/or just add some context to your appreciation of all music, try this free online course from UT Austin.

17. Write well.

Macalester College’s lecture series is excellent. If you’re more interested in journalism, try Wikiversity’s course selection.

18. Get better at using Photoshop.

Another invaluable skill that will get you places in your career, learning Photoshop can be as fun as watching the hilarious videos on You Suck At Photoshop or as serious as this extensive Udemy training course (focused on photo retouching).

19. Take decent pictures.

Lifehacker’s basics of photography might be a good place to start. Learn how your camera works, the basic of composition, and editing images in post-production. If you finish that and you’re not sure what to do next, here’s a short course on displaying and sharing your digital photographs.

20. Learn to knit.

Instructables has a great course by a woman who is herself an online-taught knitter. You’ll be making baby hats and cute scarves before this winter’s over!

21. Get started with investing in stocks.

If you are lucky enough to have a regular income, you should start learning about savings and investment now. Investopedia has a ton of online resources, including this free stocks basics course. Invest away!

22. Clean your house in a short amount of time.

Unf$#k Your Habitat has a great emergency cleaning guide for when your mother-in-law springs a surprise visit on you. While you’re over there, the entire blog is good for getting organized and clean in the long term, not just in “emergencies.” You’ll be happier for it.

23. Start practicing yoga.

Most cities have free community classes (try just searching Google or inquiring at your local yoga studio), or if you’re more comfortable trying yoga at home, YogaGlohas a great 15-day trial and Yome is a compendium of 100% free yoga videos. If you’re already familiar with basic yoga positions but you need an easy way to practice at home, I recommend YogaTailor’s free trial as well.

24. Tie your shoelaces more efficiently.

It’s simple and just imagine the minutes of your life you’ll save!

[strawberripoppins]

So Amazing!

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[radicalfeministdragon]

To all my female followers, don’t let yourself be small today. Look him in the eye. Talk back. Walk confidently. Be unapologetic. Speak your mind. You’re all goddesses.