Poptarts and Coffee for breakfast

I am one classy bird. AKA Zombie Giraffes.

[fismoll7secinv]

sending mental apologies to mutuals

[schrobrm]

[yesilian]

The best part of Eurovision is your national commentator dragging all the other countries.

[mostlybones]

No-one is safe from Graham Norton 

[velaryons]

Me seeing neighbour-countries voting for each other: block voting is wrong and so unfair we should just vote for the song we like the best.

Also me seeing my neighbour-countries not giving highest points to my country:

[avengergasm]

Thank you, may we have your twelve points?

ancient european passive aggressive proverb (via avengergasm)

[winegumbleach]

WHAT THE FUCK, IRELAND.

[winegumbleach]

I KNEW WE INVITED YOU FOR A REASON, AUSTRALIA.

[willgrahamneedsahug]

The Eiffel tower? Goodness!

Graham Norton, seeing the Eiffel tower in the this competition for the very first time. Because France never use it as a backdrop. Never. They don’t like other people knowing they have it. (via willgrahamneedsahug)

[chellmetra-deactivated20220515]

Eurovision victories

Fake victory: getting first place. True victory: becoming a meme. Petty victory: getting more points than your neighbors.

[p-andore]

French victory: getting more points than England

[toodrunktofindaurl]

The true battle of Eurovision

[roxoah]

A true hero

[drogonstone]

thanks france for always letting us know that you have the eiffel tower

[morweneledhwen]

THIS IS JUST EVIL.

[winegumbleach]

OH MY GOD.

[fishpun]

hosts: [come back on stage] graham norton: oh… just as we were enjoying ourselves.

[winegumbleach]

I haven’t been on tumblr in ages, but twitter was not providing enough eurovision nonsense, so here I am again you weird motherfuckers.

[natpeggy]

Spain:

[vivienvalentino]

[pokes Eurovision with a stick] BE WEIRD.

[grayclouds]

spain wants me to do it for my lover, but do what??? go down on them??? steal €500,000???? murder a president??? fight a ghost???? DO IT WHAT??????? DO WHAT SPAIN????????????