WINE WITCHERY

Hocus pocus and the wine glass is now empty! (Or full of nothingness if you're being an optimist) Beware! You might stumble across some nasty nihilistic memes. You have been warned.

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"My name is Jeb and it's time to make some salad." - Jeb the gardener, 2017. This guy is a legend. Makes me feel pumped for some badass gardening 😎🌱

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That's so me right now -_-

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INTP Podcasts

Great: Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History Common Sense with Dan Carlin Infinite Monkey Cage (Please let there be more of these coming!) Radiolab In Our Time 99% Invisible Freakonomics Radio History of the Infinite

For fun: Coast to Coast AM Myths and Legends Geek History Lesson Art of Manliness (Yes, even though I’m a woman)

Testing my patience lately with politics: Hidden Brain TED Radio Hour

Too much banter and limited content: Stuff You Should Know (Already knew it, thanks)

Too much vocal fry and nonsense: Almost anything with two or more women hosting (Sorry, ladies)

I’d love any recommendations for other good listening. Always looking for something new. Of course lol

[thedankest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJxxHDTz8J4

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[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

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I need money T_T

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[rammmerr]

i fuCKING YELLED

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How to Make an INTP

Now that your INTP Starter Kit has been successfully shipped (we apologize for the excessive shipping rates, your INTP can carry extreme emotional baggage if not handled properly), this instruction packet will guide you through the simple steps on how to assemble your INTP. Let’s do this!

Step One: After removing the harsh wit, werewolf blood, and kitten hair from the package, place them in the bowl with the Devil’s Chocolate Cake mix and stir until thoroughly combined. 

Step Two: Take your mixture and add precisely 10 ounces of any carbonated beverage of your choice. This will ensure that your INTP is well saturated with bubbly and toxic humor, but to inhale it through the nose will make you choke, cough, and possibly die. Please do not inhale the mixture. 

Step Three: Let the mixture rise in a room temperature place. A room too hot will make the mixture too warm (which could result in a grumpy INTP), a room too cold will result in a chill, also known as the Burrito Effect, which will permanently make your INTP wrap themselves in a blanket burrito and never leave that position. Ever.

Step Four: Once your INTP is fully risen (it will take about seventeen years), sprinkle the top with wi-fi. They love wi-fi, and will only bloom properly if given the w-fi. Don’t skip the wi-fi. 

Step Five: Stand back and watch your INTP rise from the the batter. If you have prepared it correctly, the INTP will come out pale and usually ginger. If this is not the desired INTP, go back to Step Two and only add seven ounces of carbonated beverage, which will probably result in a brown-haired INTP. 

Enjoy your INTP, and don’t forget to emotionally arm yourself for the witty comebacks and excessive sarcastic humor that they might go a little too far with. 

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