Sam

I wish I were a brick

[nyxx-chaos]

Percy: I'm the real Percy!

Imposter: No, I'm the real Percy!

Jason: Who do we shoot?!

Annabeth: there's only one way to tell. What is 7 times 4?

Imposter: 28!

Annabeth: Wrong answer, bitch. *Shoots*

Jason: Wha- but the answer is 28!

Annabeth: yeah, but Percy does the little finger thing

Percy: *counting on his fingers* 6 times 4 is 24, 7 times 4 is.... 28!

*Sees dead body* Oh...

[dracogotgame]

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

[veronicasummersfelton]

To put things in perspective,

1 USD = 75.22 Indian rupees

1 euro = 90.99 Indian rupees

1 pound = 104.40 Indian rupees

Even a small amount of 5 or 7 or 10 of foreign currency will help a lot. Our government has essentially abandoned us. People have turned to social media for help. WhatsApp groups and DMs on twitter/insta is where we find help. Our helpline is a Google doc. Situation is so dire that hospitals are discharging patients due to lack of oxygen. Every night the same story, oxygen running out in hospitals, citizens running around to somehow arrange for oxygen with minutes to spare. Last night, we had manged to get oxygen to a hospital with 14min to spare.

Please, PLEASE help. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[chaoswhich]

(THIS REBLOG IS A COMPILATION OF CONTRIBUTIONS FROM VARIOUS BLOGS TO THE OG POST FROM THIS POINT ONWARD. I HAVE RETYPED THEM IN A COHERENT AND COMPREHENSIVE MANNER. ALL BLOGS WILL BE CREDITED AT THE END)

25th April, 2021

The number of new cases has almost hit the 350,000 mark. The total number of covid cases in the country is just shy of 17 million. People are largely on their own now and help, if any, is yet to come. Most importantly, donate what you can. As little as 5 dollars can make a difference right now.

DO NOT DONATE TO GOVT. OR STATE FUNDS. THE ‘PM CARES FUND’ ESPECIALLY. IT IS A BLACK HOLE OF MONEY.

As someone else pointed out in the notes, there is no central helpline. All we have is each other and the little we can do in the face of this chaos.

We're resorting to social media to get help and spread awareness. We have literally the same tools you do. Please don't let this die yet. Please get the word out if you can't do anything else.

Take this message to other platforms. Spread the word. Those of you on Twitter, please use your voice to promote #indianeedsoxygen.

At the very least, please don't let this post die. Don't let more people die. Keep reblogging and yelling about it on social media.

Thank you so much and please, keep us in your thoughts

-- -- --

This is a good time to mention that the blogs making this post are not affiliated with any charity or donation center and are not receiving donations on behalf of anyone.

This is a list of resources compiled partly by @dracogotgame and more importantly, by other people who have a better grasp on the situation than myself.

They are to the best of our knowledge great resources but we still encourage you to do your research and put your money where you believe it will be used best.

If you find more ways to help or donate, add them in a reblog - let's get as much information out there as possible.

Much love and please stay safe

26th April, 2021 - Update

Nonetheless, all the international efforts are heartening and will make a lot of difference.

But even as I write this post, the total number of cases in India is 17.3 million, 195,000 people are dead and the number of new cases continues to rise - last seen at 354,000

These numbers will not go down anytime soon, not with what we're working with. An oxygen cylinder costs roughly $ 7 right now. So does a hospital bed. You will save literal lives with just a little generosity. There is no such thing as adequate help right now.

But I want you to know how grateful this one Indian is to all of you who reblogged, used your platforms, opened your wallets, found the goodness in your heart to help and didn't give up on us.

Thank you.

Shukriya.

Lakh lakh dhanyavad.

We're nowhere close to done yet, so I am once again requesting you to please keep up with your efforts to get the word out there, make noise and help us reach the right people

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(NOTE THAT MOST LINKS BELOW ARE OPEN TO INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS AS WELL)

Lists Of Donation Links

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10ca5YH5YUtp7Qe63sVNX1SlepQcvzc4RCwLhMBvTJyE/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eiobgyrl8iz-R1Dz7c4R5pzzzkuZLBj99vaC7T_UeVo/edit#heading=h.3ww7gntvd4ut

https://twitter.com/ChapmanLizzie/status/1385433368674725899

Specially verified: https://donate.indiacovidresources.in/#organisations

UK Link: https://www.khalsaaid.org

More Donation Links

healthcare-heroes

https://www.donatekart.com/MTD/Save-Patients/

https://www.charitynavigator.org

https://www.idrf.org

https://covid.giveindia.org/support-families/

https://www.oxfamindia.org

NGOs To Donate To

https://habitatindia.org/campaigns/help-us-support-our-covid-19-response/

https://www.oxfamindia.org

https://covid.giveindia.org/support-families/

https://www.udayfoundation.org/coronavirus-disease-covid-19/

https://goonj.org/support-covid-19-affected/

https://give2asia.org/covid-19-pandemic-response-india/

What is your Country doing?

List: https://qz.com/2001157/a-list-of-countries-helping-india-through-its-covid-19-crisis/

Germany: https://www.dw.com/en/coronavirus-digest-germany-rushing-to-get-oxygen-medicine-to-india/a-57332441

US and UK: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-56881083

US : https://edition.cnn.com/2021/04/25/politics/covid-supplies-to-india-from-united-states/index.html , https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/explained-amid-concerns-in-india-and-brazil-the-unused-vaccine-stockpile-in-us-7289009/

What to do to help if you’re an American citizen

A stockpile of tens of millions of vaccines exists in the US, a fraction of which could make all the difference to India right now. No one needs to die. Things are bad but Indian lives can still be saved without costing American ones.

Call your local representative and register your concern. Urge them to offer India aid by way of donating some of the vaccine stockpiles and removing the ban on raw material exports so lives can be saved.

April 27th Update- The US has agreed to give India raw materials to fight COVID19. Still unclear on if this is for all countries or if India is an exception due to the severity of the pandemic.

HOWEVER, no action has been taken yet. US citizens please urge your government to release the vaccines ASAP so that more deaths can be prevented.

Journalists and Media Outlets to Follow

I've linked their twitters as it provides bite sized info but most have youtube/insta/websites with more in depth content)

https://twitter.com/fayedsouza

https://twitter.com/thewire_in

https://twitter.com/scoopwhoopnews

Not your newspaper - Instagram

DO NOT trust OP India, ANI, Republic TV, Aaj Tak or Times Now as they are all staunchly in support of the central government who is responsible for a lot of the problems we are facing right now.

Tumblr Blogs/Pots to find out more about the situation:

@groundzero-and-deku

@dracogotgame

@spacegirlstuff

@bi-witch-of-chaos

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/covid19-india-resources

https://lemonsparkly.tumblr.com/post/649012775027343360/covid-19-help-guide-india

https://yetagaindisappointedbymen.tumblr.com/post/649178579334201344/dear-people-on-tumblr

HERE ARE SOME INFLUENCERS WHO ARE USING THEIR PLATFORM WELL

https://twitter.com/thevirdas

https://twitter.com/borges?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

https://www.instagram.com/p/COHa5DWF2db/

https://twitter.com/disharavii (I mean she's an activist not an influencer, but I didn't want to put her under journalists and media)

https://twitter.com/raaydedesi (for the Indian subcontinent)

BLOGS WHO HAVE CONTRIBUTED

@dracogotgame

@veronicasummersfelton

@groundzero-and-deku

@bi-witch-of-chaos

[dracogotgame]

A huge, huge thanks to @bi-witch-of-chaos for compiling all the resources on hand in this post, they're the MVP!

If you would like a well organised and easy to follow resource which has all the information but none of the formatting insanity of my previous versions, this is a good one!

As mentioned in the update, we've got good news from the US in terms of releasing vaccine raw materials to India and the decision to share 60 million vaccine doses with afflicted countries.

More than anything, this is proof that your voice matters and you can make a difference.

But time is still of the essence. So if you're in the US and want to help, please do not stop urging your local reps to fast-track these efforts! We are still facing massive odds with our healthcare system buckling and medical shortages on all fronts.

Friends in the US and elsewhere, your kind donations are the difference between life and death for hundred thousands of people. All links to donations in the post and a reminder to do your due diligence on the charity you choose - we want you to put your money where it will help the most.

Don't forget to spread the word on other platforms as well. #indianeedsoxygen

Use your voice. It makes a difference.

Thank you all, with your help we might just come back from this. And a huge thank you to everyone who has compiled resources, links and info!

[dracogotgame]

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[pleasegivememyaccountback-deact]

reblogging for that gif

[threadzless]

The reason they didnt show up on cameras was because there is a silver based compound in most films, but modern digital cameras use silicon wafers so vampires are defo taking selfies

[reddish-green-personality]

so is it safe to confirm that there arent any vampires in space ?

[reddish-green-personality]

me and your best friend sit here and discuss why we both love you

[reddish-green-personality]

me and your best friend sit here and discuss why we both love you

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)

[cowboysuggest]

cowboy is a gender neutral term

[cowboysuggest]

cowboy is a species

[mango-pickle]

✨Mangbrooo✨

✨ Duderitooo✨

[cipher-dorito]

*runs in sarson ke khet*

✨Mangbrooo✨

[mango-pickle]

*runs faster with arms spread for a hug*

✨ Duderitoooo ✨

[reddish-green-personality]

Meow ?

(translating to : wtf why are they running)

[mango-pickle]

meow, meow?

(translation : running is good exercise, haven't you heard?)

[reddish-green-personality]

mow

(translation : sorry, i have not heard of it. i couldnt hear it over my sexy sexy fashion)

[imaveryevilgirl]

I... I just opened tumblr... got bored of it... closed tumblr... and then opened it again immediately....

[domithekingoffools]

The fridge

[bubblecarr]

The fridge

[thatqueerchoirkid]

The fridge

[gay-vampire-with-a-violin]

[tumblr] is officially a fridge

[reddish-green-personality]

gonna call my daughter Rey,

but short for Oregano

[livelistenlove]

you could call your son Rian,

short for corriander.

[reddish-green-personality]

The only type of family planning that i approve of

[psycho-mocha]

Ricky, short for cricket

Or

Mary, short for marijuana

[radfreak]

Tom, short for Tomato

Ben, short for Bhenchod

Randy, short for RandiRona

Ron, short for Corona Virus

Dan, short for Daandiya

Gus, short for Gustatory malfunction

Sal, short for Salamander

Ty, short for Typography

Cam, short for The Republic of Cameroon

[reddish-green-personality]

Hmmmmm

HMMMMMMM

[positively-liz]

@reddish-green-personality what are you insinuating

[reddish-green-personality]

how much do you relate to this picture

[mbtiandstuffz]

Sorry infj’s but MINE is the rarest type 😌💋😍✨💅🏻👌🏻😏😘

[sajouly]

im having conflicts with my mbti, i dont know if im intj, infj or istj, what i do?

helppp):

[winterispretty]

You majorly have Thinking and Intuition so I'd say INTJ is the most likely option

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[xxwolfa-deactivated20171021]

IT WORKS

[scarfcoded]

I NEED MONEY!

[fuckinggreaserimagines]

,,,I need money??,,, n inspiration??? to do anything,,,,,,

[flintdaflunk]

No way.

[keepurmouthshut-deactivated2022]

[keepurmouthshut-deactivated2022]

My mom just gave me $20. Seems legit

[homosixual-dumbass]

May as well try I guess 🤞🏻

[uvindi]

Hey y'all pls tag this as “#superstion tw” for everyone who has anxiety and OCD and can’t scroll past this.

[winterispretty]

update: I'm gonna say it

Didn't work, y'all

[raspberryroo1312-deactivated202]

reblog if you consume air, live on earth or are wanted for 32 felonious charges across state lines

[hungryhungryhippo3]

suzanne collins naming capitol citizens in her books

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.