babes don't.

[aventuras-de-andre]

i think we should’ve gotten a full season of arthur knowing merlin has magic and having to process that. the drama potential for that is immeasurable. in my head arthur tells merlin to go, i’ll spare you but you need to go in a moment of anger and merlin does (he doesn’t fully leave, he’s still secretly around ofc). it’s all very sad. it takes arthur 1 episode to regret it. HOWEVER the funniest part of this scenario to me is gwaine finding out

like arthur comes back from the war, gwen is hugging him it’s a beautiful moment of love and relief and gwaine rolls up like where’s my boy merlin 🙂 arthur. hey arthur👋👋. where the fuck is my boy merlin.

arthur is processing the biggest shock of his life and leon is holding gwaine back while gwaine is just going where the FUCK in my boy merlin

(merlin is literally in the walls like 🧍🏻

OR he has turned into a bird to check on everyone and gaius is side-eyeing him the whole time)

[mordredcain]

Mercelot paralleling Gwencelot (an explicitly romantic relationship) and Merwaine paralleling Mercelot and Gwaine flirting with Gwen and Gwen and Merlin being friends and foils and final girls who will bring the Golden Age of Camelot together and Gwaine echoing Lancelot in his relationship with self, knighthood, morality, honour and Merlin (because it’s Merlin who is both question and answer all those things), oh Merwainwencelot you could’ve been larger than the whole world

[aventuras-de-andre]

i wanted gwaine to find out about merlin’s magic if nothing else for the comedic potential of him being kinda offended lancelot already knew

[sneakyboymerlin]

merthur is the rationalization that one day the love and respect Merlin gives Arthur will be reciprocated and Merlin just needs to hold out through all the mistreatment long enough to receive his reward for his acts of devotion.

merwaine is the realization that there was someone there all along who valued Merlin the way he needed it, and Merlin was simply unable to see that clearly because of how he learned to devalue himself over the years.

[sneakyboymerlin]

If you believe that Merlin experiences attraction to men, then by default you believe that Merlin experiences attraction to Gwaine. Given this indisputable fact, merwaine. Thank you for your time.

[aventuras-de-andre]

my headcanon for gwaine finding out about merlin’s magic is that it happens at the same time as for the rest of the knights. like there’s some Catastrophic Event that forces merlin to reveal he has powers and all of the knights are there for it. gwaine included.

the thing about gwaine, however, is that he is the first to notice merlin’s eyes glowing and therefore has 0.1 seconds more than everyone else to process this information. and when he does process what this means and the danger merlin is now in, he doubles down. no ‘oh arthur but he meant no harm :((!!’ no. gwaine uses those extra 0.1 seconds to feel betrayal and outrage and re-direct all of it at arthur.

arthur is like ‘i don’t believe it’ and gwaine is like well tough😤😤 yeah my friend is a sorcerer and so WHAT. no, and so WHAT? is that a CRIME? (‘yes, it is, gwaine’ ‘mind your business leon’) stop staring at him like that. who CARES if he is a mastermind here to end your kingdom?? (‘i’m not’ ‘oh ok cool’) i have considered doing the same myself a few times?? you gonna burn me? stab me right here and now?? come at me, COME AT ME

arthur is not even looking at him, he is having the world’s most intense silent conversation with merlin. by the time arthur decides that okay, we need to have a talk, possibly one of the hardest talks of his life, gwaine has thrown a gauntlet at arthur 3 times (he keeps picking it up and throwing it again)

[frogdivorce]

[bug-mp3]

[rachfic222]

✨ wyatt hayes ✨ my beloved ❤️❤️ may your pillow always be cold, your skin clear, your crops plentiful, etc etc etc

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[confidentialityspice]

[afterthenovels]

“I often wonder if I should’ve been born in another time.”

#okay i need a minute here #i LOVED this scene #because at first i thought all it was was a cheeky nod to canon #oh har har what if he’d lived 200 years ago isn’t that funny #but it’s not JUST that #this is something that seems to have genuinely kept him up at night #something he almost seems to long for; something he wishes he could know for certain #and it’s something deeply personal. he doesn’t just brush it off as bullshit like he did his anders reveal in 1x03 #(that we later learned was partially the truth in 2x04) #listen to how upset he gets when he says he never would’ve spoken up if he knew the meeting had been compromised by mycroft #this is such a difference from sherlock using his NA meetings to practice going into a trance state #such a difference from regaling everyone with the story of the blue carbuncle rather than talking about his addiction #and you know what broke my heart the most? #200 years ago? … he was still the same addict he is here. 

[aniseandspearmint]

Those copy pasted tags are SO correct. This is part of why I love Elementary. They cared so much about the characters, their thoughts and actions, it made them so much deeper.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything