¯\_(ツ)_/¯

24. Australia. Majestic genderless forest fae. 'so gay. So gay. so gay. so gay. so Gay. So Gay. so gay. so gay.' -thestarcrossedlosers

[catchymemes]

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bophtelophti]

The most hilarious thing about She-ra and the Princesses of Power is this: it’s a sophisticated and critically-acclaimed 2010s cartoon, with characters who have complex, multi-dimensional relationships and well-developed personalities with interesting character arcs… and they’re all saddled with these ridiculously on-the-nose 1980s toy commercial cartoon names. So there’s the snow princess Frosta and the mermaid princess Mermista; the archer is named Bow and the sorceress is named Castaspella. The leader of the Horde is Hordak, and Catra is a cat. It’s like a version of Avatar where everything’s the same except Katara, Sokka, and Zuko are named Waterella, Boomer, and Hotman.

[grawly]

[foxdear]

hmmm

[grawly]

[foxdear]

[ampervadasz]

[vedurnan-archive]

[funny-ape]

burgers that steal your IQ points

[nocontextgoodplace]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

This Restaurant is Designed for Fighting (ft. @calebcity) Mini-Mocks

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@brattylikestoeat

[ai-yo]

I remember his vines good for him

[glumshoe]

I spent the morning at the archery range with my coworker and somehow I consistently struck my target—every single time—in the groin. My arrows were snugly nestled side-by side, right in the crotch. It is my specialty.

[glumshoe]

[mossdftba]

Why are you shooting at Bigfoot?

[glumshoe]

it’s an American tradition

someone had previously shot off his thumb, so I took the severed digit, wedged it delicately between his thighs, and told the range that I’d buy a drink for whoever shot it off.

surprise to surprise: it ended up being me, resident expert on shooting Bigfoot in the groin. the makeshift dong flew up into the air, turned end over end a few times, and flopped onto the ground several feet away.

[dragonhoardsfriends]

???? American???? I’m what??? I’m crying I’m American and literally have never heard of this?????? Pls explain

[glumshoe]

shooting Bigfoot in the dick is a long American tradition. in some states you’re not considered a real adult until you can zap him right in the wanger. I’ve heard that Nebraska won’t even let you drive a car unless you’ve made your BFDS (Bigfoot Dick Shot) with a qualified witness present. in my hometown someone’s marriage got annulled and they served time in jail because it came out that they’d cheated on their BFDS.

[solaredarisen]

Uhhhh wtf????

[glumshoe]

it’s not super well known outside of North America (I’m not sure if all of Canada dies BFDS or just British Columbia) because it doesn’t make it into our media much because, well, you can’t show Bigfoot’s dick on TV, can you? it wouldn’t be right. if you just visit the States, you don’t have to do BFDS, but if you plant to emigrate it’s a legal requirement.

note: it’s illegal to kill Bigfoot. you have to shoot him in the dick but if you kill him you have to pay a huge fine and it goes on your permanent record. unfortunately the money that comes from BFDS never seems to get put back into the community.

[vaervaf-deactivated20160101]

[dat-soldier]

[beefbroganoff]

I’m pretty sure that’s called reality

[aeralis]

*rolls d20* I die of polio.

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I am the greatest earthbender in the world! And don’t you dunderheads ever forget it!

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008)

[corevidboy]

Idea: degree in mad science. it just teaches u all the stuff as a normal science major but also it teaches u how to be batshit crazy in the lab and not die

[surprisebitch]

anyway, the Percy Jackson film adaptations deserved better

[sorceress-in-distress]

If I were a well known, well respected childrens’ author who was fully aware that they were idolised by millions of children worldwide I would simply not be a cunt 

[cocophee]

Toph Beifong 💚

one of my favorite characters 👌😌

⚠️ Please do not repost! ⚠️