Oh, lovely.

users online Welcome to Wonderland. Chloe. 19. INTJ. England. twitter: snapeandstetson past tumblr names: -sherlock, actuallyCJG, iantofairy, red-wines-in-a-german-accent

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[mysticmessengerincorrectquotes]

[perfect-jerry-blossom]

i can’t wait till i’m 45 and they start putting 2009-2012 pop hits on the “classic” radio station. i’m gonna embarrass my teenage daughter by fucking blasting Party Rock Anthem on our way to school

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

[bibliofilariidae]

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[heartseekerashe]

just in case you need to be reminded

dont check up on your ex partner

dont check up on your ex friend

dont do it

it is not productive

you are better than that

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Santa will be changing the naughty list to the problematic list. He sees you when you’re vagueing. He knows when you’re anon.

[grootficguy]

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

[qeckoi]

what did he say

[grootficguy]

“you’re fired”

[charaznable]

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

[thingstolovefor]

[my-heart-of-heart]

If you’re relatively new to the Harry Potter fandom, you probably haven’t seen a very potter trilogy. If not, you need to do so right now.

It’s got surprisingly accurate character portral

Draco alone is a gift to earth

Not to mention the drama

Overall it’s just really hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC76BE906C9D83A3A

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL86C718AEE71C9DE9

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57O-EWZ_dWlH4k_-mJoQD5ICb5WXKrFr

[goodnotbad-deactivated20231108]

I love the internet

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[flaviasaraiva]

Crying :(

[serbias-deactivated20200302]

just a few tumblr highlights from Eurovision 2015