Aggressively Stressed

Minnesota Babe | Marvel | Stucky | DC

[festinak2020-deactivated2018102]

nobody’s fucking talking about how Isabelle is canonically LGBT enough to get on the wiki page for LGBT video game characters which is where all fundamental truths come from

[whobahstank]

[byeler-main]

remember 2012 when the first avengers came out and we all thought they were gonna live in avengers tower together and be a big happy family and clint existed and thor was obsessed with poptarts for some reason,

[shmidny]

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

[mtgboii-deactivated20200825]

@bisexual-beleren

[gloomdocwife]

ME ME ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[christinecanigula-archive]

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theskabouncer]

When 2 or more NPCs trigger the same animation at the same time

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[bodyglitter]

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

[well-ihave-cats-blog]

[marqweabyss]

When wypipo overly share their personal business at work

[kaijuno]

Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree

[kaijuno]

UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail

This is a squirrel

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[sharcncarter]

natasha just sit in the damn chair you drama queen

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[fucktrey]

this images all have a particularly russian aura to them

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[the2ndgame]

[ninjnerd91]