[whitepeopletwitter]

[wintertidechild]

My five year old: why are there so many tall ones

Me: those are all her kids buddy. She had all those kids.

Him: why?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[keyboardkat3]

January - June 2020:

July - December 2020:

[star-plasma]

LGBT+ PRIDE (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[goddessofcrying]

y’all who’s this (wrong answers only)

[anacaoris]

Ned’s Declassified: School Survival Guide

[peelingmandarins]

“Instead of seeing yourself as an empty vessel who is filled up, drop by drop, with your achievements, you need to begin to recognize your intrinsic worth as a human being. This means that you begin to entertain the idea that you are already enough just the way you are. You do not need to achieve anything in order to be of value. Your inner critic would have you believe that you have no intrinsic value, that we are born empty with only the potential for becoming someone worthwhile. But you were born with a tremendous amount of goodness, wisdom, and strength.”

— Beverly Engel. Healing Your Emotional Self: A Powerful Program to Help You Raise Your Self-Esteem, Quiet Your Inner Critic, and Overcome Your Shame (via weltenwellen)

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

[blackteelester]

“How beautiful to find a heart that loves you, without asking you for anything, but to be okay.”

— Khalil Gibran (via bnmxfld)

[wintertidechild]

Concert Pictures

[wintertidechild]

aww. missing this 🥰

[frogdilf-archive]

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

[axmxz]

fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)

so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine

[grymmdark]

dammit, we should’ve seen this coming

[maybekatherine]

well you know what they say about hindsight

[anxietyproblem]

[peachywise]

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

[justsandnow]

That is why Toxic becomes an ancient earth ballad.

[tlematimun]

#walk into the club like ‘what up i got a big...crush on you please like me back’

[anxietyproblem]

[ghostiddie]

Tell me if I got this right

[vespaaurinkos]

jaskier: Can I get a ‘heck yeah’?

geralt: fuck no

jaskier: Close enough!

[penny-anna]

going back to option 5

Jaskier: hey Geralt do you dare me to drink this random potion I found in this ruined castle

Geralt: no.

Jaskier, uncorking the bottle: haha this is so fucked up I can’t believe you’re daring me to do this

Geralt: do not drink that

Jaskier: *chugging it*

Geralt: do you have a death wish

Jaskier: *finishes the potion* …

Geralt: …

Jaskier: eh, didn’t do anything. I guess it’s expired.

*like 50 years later*

Yennefer: how the fuck are you still alive and also still thirty

Jaskier: what

[penny-anna]

*after ruling out every ‘’’normal’’’ reason a person might stop again*

Jaskier: oh, here’s a thought. remember that time you dared me to drink that potion I found?

Geralt: I didn’t dare you to drink it

Jaskier: maybe this is what it did!

Geralt: ……..plausible

Yennefer: what kind of potion was it?

Jaskier: no idea. no label on the bottle.

Yennefer: then why did you drink it??

Jaskier: Geralt dared me to

Geralt: not only did I not dare you to drink it, I specifically told you not to

Jaskier: well evidently you and I remember this incident very differently

Geralt: I’m right.

Yennefer: where did you get it?

Jaskier: found it lying around in a ruined castle

Yennefer: do you have a death wish???

Geralt: that’s what I said

Yennefer: what did it taste like

Jaskier: gross.

Yennefer: that doesn’t narrow it down

Jaskier: didn’t expect it to

Geralt: anyway this shows why you shouldn’t drink random potions you find in ruined castles

Jaskier: hmmm does it though? I think it shows the opposite actually

Jaskier: on account of I’d be really old or dead now if I hadn’t :)

Yennefer: he has a point

Geralt: no he doesn’t