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mojav

*teleports behind you*

rcktpwr

*teleports behind you*

mojav

*teleports behind me behind you*

oukaori-deactivated20190727

bluerats

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

chibinur

I genuinely think this is my best piece of art. I drew it at the end of April and I still wonder how I pulled it off :')

transgendad

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

kropotkindersurprise

July 21 2016 - During the Olympic torch relay in Brazil an out of control motorcycle cop hits a bicycle cop who hits a cop on foot and they all fall to the ground.

Luckily the bystander in green knows how to react when cops get hurt in your vicinity. [video]

kropotkindersurprise

Update:

hawberries

they're on an outing!

guooey

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

snivy

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

kyrianne

When I worked at Target, it was during the winter, and this guy comes up to my register with a neutral-colored beanie with a fake fur pompom on top. All embarrassed and cringing, asking me if it was a woman’s hat and if it would be weird for him to get it.

I was like, “It’s just a hat. If you like it and you wear it, it’s not a woman’s hat, it’s just your hat. You don’t need to follow what the tag says if you don’t want to.” And it was like I gave him some kind of awe-inspiring wisdom he’d never considered, and he left with that hat on his head.

More cishets need to hear and internalize this message because so many of them are avoiding things that would make them happy just because of it having a label on it for whatever gender.

fjelluggla

the bleh family

fogmoo

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

clinical-manners

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

theunfairfolk

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

clinical-manners

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

kingscrown666

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

numberlover1729

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

yallidarityforever

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

clinical-manners

The only valid response to this post.

elodieunderglass

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

cannibal-cupcakes

elodieunderglass

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

mias-back-from-the-dead

#this is tumblr we’ve all seen what’s happened to the pineapple

tags via @sylveondreams

unalivejournal

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

glucosegaurdian

Luffy is just a trickster god that functions on fae hospitality rules. He is obligated to help you if you invite him or one of his into your home or feed him. He WILL claim you under his name if you give him the chance or he finds you interesting. I will not be taking any debate on this.