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No

[wistfulpenquin]

Looking back at my old posts and gotta say, was not a very good tumblr user. Yikes. Time to step that up to slightly below average

[wistfulpenquin]

Nevermind I’m abandoning this account :)

[wistfulpenquin]

Looking back at my old posts and gotta say, was not a very good tumblr user. Yikes. Time to step that up to slightly below average

[wistfulpenquin]

I come back to this website after years, not remembering anything.

I innocently decide to follow new ppl who reflect my new interests.

It strikes me, hey, if they click on me, what will they see?

*checks profile*

Oh god why

Why am I like this lmao

[wunkolo]

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

[wunkolo]

[wistfulpenquin]

I found my account after I don’t know how long, now please disregard everything I’ve ever posted before this post thanks bye

[bone-pirate]

Google photos messes up dates sometimes so now I have a rat from the year 5720 and a toad from the year 601

[prokopetz]

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

[tsuki-chibi]

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[stream]

Superbad (2007)

[macabremusings]

The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.

[skittlnoir]

The fact that this is Boyle from b99 makes it 10x funnier

[april]

tumblr is. a microfrogging website

[april]

tumblr source code LEAKED

[docbe]

[ellelalee]

writing is hard

[pandoyareblogs]

I feel this in my soul

[teacupfulofstarshine]

me on a spiritual level

[raiswanson]

Trying to edit when you aren’t sure what needs fixing

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

“I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,

singing ‘Ayo…’

DESPACITO…”

[beskar-iron]

y'know what, fuck you in particular

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

That’s fair

[gummywyvern]

Mizutsune painting practice from a stream.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[surreal--memes]

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