inactive account lol

i don't know what i'm doing tbh

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[madronasky]

Wow. It got better.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[heyitsmeindy]

Victorian Bingus????

I was in an antique store today and I found this old card game???

it said it was missing a few accessories and only came with half the instructions

I have no idea what this game is about but I feel like my reality is falling apart

[antique-scarecrow]

GrandPaPa’s Morphine

[crispywisp]

[x]

[witch-image-blog]

THERE'S SO MUCH IN THIS VIDEO I SWEAR

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[warnadudenexttime]

Legendary win boys

[caniholdurpaw]

no effing way dude, who broke this vase? who broke this vase? seriously guys, everyone who is here at my awesome party, this huge crowd of people (that’s definitely here right now) somebody broke my grandma’s vase and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died. I swear to all things football and/or skateboarding. I will find you. don’t make me cry these incredibly manly tears. anyone can speak up here and be a part of this scene. especially those of us who aren’t imagined and are actually here on the stage, like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief. very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room. stefanie, you wanna bake some cookies?

if you understand this i love you very much

[ykzas]

「龍が如く　ONLINE」+ MAJIMA

[tobiasrieper]

I want you to let me see for myself if you and your friends are worthy of this information. Unfortunately, I’m the type who gets to know someone through my fists.

[demifiendrsa]

Hokuto ga Gotoku - Yakuza’s Kazuma Kiryu premium DLC skin for Kenshiro gameplay

Kazuma Kiryu premium DLC skin is exclusive to the Century’s End Premium Edition.  

[relatablepicsof-rogerwaters]

Just in case y’all didn’t know, Onion Bagger is 70s slang for Big Dick :)

[relatablepicsof-rogerwaters]

I fucked up I FUCKED UP TURNS OUT IT IS NOT SLANG FOR BIG DICK BUT IT IN FACT MEANS ““GOAL SCORER” I SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND SCARRED EVERYONE FOR LIFE

I AM SO SORRY

[nastassyafilippovna]

OP IM GONNA KILL UOU WHAT

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

ive been collecting this specific brand of evil, satanic meme-adjacent images with no clear punchline since early 2019 in a folder on my laptop me and my close friends refer to as “the evil memes folder”. here are some of my favorites enjoy

[lutzlig]

[lupinsmissingnipples]

his vacant, glassy-eyed stare

i wonder whats going on in his brain

[orangenottangerine]

Mii channel theme

[lupinsmissingnipples]

i had to

[daddy-of-dojima]

i’m not wrong.

[puyopuyo]

hi i’m akira nishikiyama from yakuza kiwami and you’re watching disney channel

[missilia-amorii]

yall remember how sagawa drank piss?

[missilia-amorii]

[missilia-amorii]