lil cute bread loaf

!HEADCANON ASK IS AVALAIBLE! // Раньше marlo-pug, но потеряла доступ к акку и теперь буду сидеть здесь. :'з // Previously — marlo-pug, but account data was lost and now I'm here :'3 she/her, rus/eng, 21 y.o.

[witch-ren]

Someday all employers will start explaining to me why did they reject my resume and the universe will collapse into itself.

[witch-ren]

«Me and the boys»

4E 202, colorized.

[witch-ren]

A team of 4 students, with one of them being me, is making a website about small ethnicities of Russian Arctic.

So, uhm, have a portrait of Onmund looking similar to Arctic people. (I don't know how to name it properly 🤧) I saw how other artists gave him slanted eyes and thought that would be an interesting idea.

[witch-ren]

Not quite what I wanted from this pic but ok I guess.

[witch-ren]

I wanna squeeze him gently so he would squeak like a dog toy and then I will just hold him in my hands and give him headpats.

[jiubilant]

Brelyna Maryon, promising scion of wizards and mage-scholars, is thinking about changing her major. Maybe to economics.

"I don't know," she says, squinting at a strange, smudged sigil in her notes. It might just be an inkblot. "The last time I tried this spell, I turned the Archmage green—"

"You meant to do that," says Onmund, who's volunteered to help her with her homework. He grins at her. "Subconsciously. You'll get it this time."

"Right," says Brelyna, smiling weakly back. "Well, I warned you. Don't blame me if I turn you into spinach. Or—or a horse, or something. And don't move."

"Not moving."

"All right," mutters Brelyna, "third time's the charm. Or, um, the hex, in this case..."

Eyes closed, concentrating hard, she casts the spell.

"Did it work?" she asks, eyes still shut tight. "Yea or nay?"

Onmund neighs.

"Dammit," says Brelyna.

[witch-ren]

In love with how cute my mii version of Onmund turned out.

[witch-ren]

Just noticed that I've accidentally posted the same picture twice. Sorry for that :D

[witch-ren]

And who am I to stop you.

[witch-ren]

Me: /accidentally sees Rikke with ginger hair/

Me: /discovers that her hair is in fact light brown/

Everyone: /draws Rikke with canonical hair color/

Me: Why is NOBODY drawing ginger Rikke???

[irbis-lpr-1156]

[minervakarsh]

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Without saying what it is, post an image that depicts one of your interests. This could be a literal or a metaphorical depiciton. Let's see if people can guess what your interest is based solely off the image!

[witch-ren]

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[minervakarsh]

The name I made for myself in a game when I was eight was Minerva Karsh. I’ve had multiple names I went through, but Minerva Karsh was my magnum opus.

It only took me about two years to completely switch from referring to myself by my passport name to Minerva Karsh. Now I consider it my real name, so real that I won’t put it in any documents. It would be a sin to sully it with bureaucracy

@mildlybizarrecorvid @jazzfromthevoid @jawshark5959 @cheriboms @who-s-watching @wyrmmsun @planeta8301 @robyn-on-hellsite @she-loves-you-like-a-dog @witch-ren @wheezyth3dem0n and all other people that want to

[witch-ren]

Thanks for tagging 👀

My first ever pseudonym was Renata Rakhmaninova, consisting my favorite female given name and the last name of my favorite composer. I was 11 years old when I came up with it and haven't ditched it completely, despite having another notable association — bread (MilkBreadDisaster on Discord, evilbun (?) on GOG, MiniBulka on Lichess — булка/bulka is a Russian word for white bread).

I also like the aesthetics/vibes of witches, so my Tumblr nickname is: witch + the short form of Renata = witch-ren.

@thekartoshkacake

@inner-space-oddity

@pflaumenratte

[witch-ren]

High king Torygg and his wife Elisif The Fair, jarl of Haafingar <3

I was kinda disappointed by the fact that Torygg isn't that popular, and I also think of his marriage with Elisif often recently. So... if you can't find something, make it by yourself.

[witch-ren]

Warning: vent post, sad joke type

«Bro, get a job»

Bro, where?

(Nobody told me this, I'm safe and sound, but if somebody tried to, I have an idea for an answer since now)

[witch-ren]

Work in progress.

[mewfromshadows]

Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself